Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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tim7433 0
Divorce
NiteKitti 7
Yes, Divorce the man who thinks the wife must do everything.
MariSB 1
I suggest you start doing something around the house:) lol
breadstickez 5
You married an elementary teacher, didnt you?
heyitsme0123 6
115 loads of laundry for sex... Pffttttttt soooooo not worth it XD
preetss 0
She needs the dick more than you need the ******. Be a man
audiophileMom 11
Your wife is an inspiration!!!!
hellryu 20
What if OP's wife is just a bitch? Marriage is all about communicating with each other, not setting up bullshit like a crappy point system. Try and talk to her OP, set things straight. If she won't budge, say what others have said " The sexy neighbor down the street will do it for 100" or leave, you don't need to put up with anyone's crap.
missbadluk 0
DIVORCE.
NightlyChecker 6
By now. You should have gotten laid atleast once.
M0rt 0
and this Is why hookers were created