Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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ceepevoy 0
better get cracking on those dishes son!!!
Eorlas 31
she is probably cheating on you if shes treating you like that
Fingers0689 0
Divorce her ass
carlz717 0
wow, ur wife is a bitch
fmltinus 0
leave
sonusingh 0
so how many for fingering her
bryan1992 0
And women wonder why guys are such ass holes?
xgetxbentx 13
yeah....that means you aren't doing a very good job of pleasing her, or helping around the house. help her out around the house more and put more effort into making sure she's getting off and you wouldn't be doing chores to get laid.
xX_LilSammie_Xx 4
Lmao, Win.
Franklin1989 0
Hahahaha, whipped :D