Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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HunterAlpha1 8
sex within a marriage isn't a "privilege", it's a duty. if she doesn't want to enjoy it, that is her prerogative, but if she refuses to put out to her husband those are grounds for divorce. of course it works both ways. if the husband doesn't at least attempt to meet his wife's sexual needs, he is violating the marriage covenant. anyway, just tell her: "if i'm gonna pay to have sex, i'll go down to the street corner and pay $100 for a professional job XD
MrFlintstone 5
do I hear an affair common on
Guitar360 4
Dude be a man and divorce that bitch lol
marissabunge23 0
what does op mean??
skinollie 0
dude, u make a points system bj 10 average sex 20 ect. she gets spa days and dinners. don't do a damn thing of her list and hire a maid. ( so cal cleaners, ask for Judy) man up! your welcome
ellekae 0
don't cry to us, you married the frigid bitch.
hmbcbw 0
over 9000
Noobkillerxx 0
Do you get 200 points for giving her oral?
aznbabeelicious 5
I love this idea!! I'm so going to use it..
TiNyBuBbLeZ 0
**** it then