Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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Tweety122888 0
Im not pro cheating but she deserves it
caleismyth 5
srsly that's bringing stupidity and sexism to a hole new level FYL
jt_ski17 0
Hahaha smart wife
austin9797 0
many you should be better and she would want to have sex with you
yidso 0
time for a divorce, oh wait you'll just love all of your stuff. you screwed either way buddy fyl
yidso 0
lose**
HunterAlpha1 8
solution: sell all your stuff to your best friend/brother/cousin etc.,> divorce>buy stuff back>problem solved :D
FMLucky 5
Make a point system for every day that she doesn't nag. 10 points for one day. 20 points for 2 days. How many points before you do the dishes or laundry?.... 2300
bhsnare 0
divorce her
Tanya101 4
WIN!!!!!!!
brokenhelix 4
sleep with a few other people and she'll get the idea that manipulating or controlling people with sex is completely inappropriate. seriously, what is wrong with that bitch?
dt520 4
what is your wife an platinum american express? who the **** accepts terms like that... run bro, run very far