Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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DominoS13_fml 0
This is where you resort to the "caveman" approach ;)
KhronicSmoke 2
Just don't do nothing. Be like I don't need you bitch! And see who last longer.
fearthereaper79 0
Dude she probably cheated on you and picked up an STI, figuring by the time you reach those point itll clear up. Just saying its a stupid system.
dantheman1988 0
i like this idea. and husbands should get negative points for every hour they play video games.
sk8erd 15
Eh, know what? she'll come around and cut you some slack... we hope
Phel 0
Thats just sad, divorce her pathetic ass.
arakay 0
It was probably for a good reason.
ry_ry7 4
Could she be a lesbian? Maybe it's just her way of rejecting sex with a man... Similar to Ross and his first wife on FRIENDS lol
NavyWife777 0
Does she think her Pussy is made of gold? Not a bitch in the world is worth that headache....and this is a female point of view.
JokeMeister 0
kick rocks