Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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lunkness_monster 0
Its not rape if you're married.. ;)
kawadri 2
dump her ass
noornia 6
LOL XD I like that idea! very creative! xD
anesthesia_fml 0
Reverse it on her. She gets 10 points for making out, 20 for fooling around. Every 2300, you do the dishes. My guess is you guys are going to have a messy house with two angry people very soon.
dunner12 0
women that use sex as a weapon get cheated on, deservingly so!
SAgirl 24
Well, you better get started, eithere she thinks your not helping out around the house enough or she doesnt like having sex with you =/
Technoir 2
Don't sweat it, OP. She wants you to earn 2300 points for some nookie? Find yourself a nice escort. They'll do it for a couple hundred "points".
circuitboynm 8
Yeah, divorce the bitch.
KMilliron 2
412, greatest. comment. ever.
About3goats 0
she would deduct points