Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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BrentHanks 0
So tell ur retarded wife that you have come up with you own Ponts Rewards system. If she wants housework done she needs to earn 2300 points. ******** 20 pts. Handjobs 10 pts. Sex 5 pts. Lol
Stiffilz 0
your wife has the right idea!
malefidus 2
put locks on the bathroom doors and make her have sex with you to use the bathroom
emsiti 6
how many points do you get for sex 2200
FlashBurn 13
Compound word. Fleshlight! Also, she might even be cheating on you in the mean time. You could take a hint and help her a bit more around the house, cleaning isn't just for women.
persimmon 0
WTF she sounds psycho
JonIn60Seconds 0
Set up a counter-rewards system. Offer housework in exchange for bedroom favors.
sumguyonFML 0
your wife sounds like a gas station credit card. i'd go premium. you get faster rewards.
bman134 0
that makes her a ***** she has sex in exchange for point instead of cash
foxhoundd 0
put on the fridge " IOU " done deal ;)