Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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azianzenzation 0
Have sex with her sister will cost you ZERO points
fizzypop14 3
tell her your next door neighbor is 0 points.
monkeebalz 0
thats ****** up *duh duh sss* seriously, either divorce her or cheat on her
monkeebalz 0
thats ****** up *duh duh sss* seriously, either divorce her or cheat on her
jlynntiger 0
well how bout u be a husband urself first
johnwroo22 0
grow a pair
johnwroo22 0
grow a pair
SnailLife 3
there must be a glitch u could find that give u unlimeted points
houstontxmex 0
At the bottom of the page you should write "**********-0 points" then don't do a damn thing.
xXxXxMasonxXxXx 7
force her into bed and have ur way with her, or divorce her
Cinn_fml 23
What the hell? Seriously? The wife might have a bad way of going about it, but she hasn't done anything that deserves force (or being cheated on). If the average man holds an opinion like half these comments - which I really hope isn't true, I can see why she might've been driven to creating this point system to make a point and get her man to man up and actually do something in their marriage. If the man doesn't like that, then he can try talking about the real problem first rather than resorting to things that practically no one deserves.