Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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Bribri12 0
Haha better get to work(:
gammielikeoh 0
I'll add that to my list of things I didn't need to know.
MakaylaCommisso 0
lmfaoooo you're wife clearly don't wanna **** hahaha
MakaylaCommisso 0
well you at least lol
YouDeservedItnot 0
You could get enough money to buy a prostitute twice with less work!! It's not worth it!!!!
jadenstigman 0
the obvious solution is to get a an 11 kill streak which is 1100 points then use the chopper gunner on her to get to the tactical nuke
ohyoufancyhuh 0
I wonder how many points he has so far ....
westsidemoneylov 0
dude grow some weevos be a freakin man
nutbutter1 0
He should just save up for a threesome
blahzz 4
I feel for you man but were you seriously such a tool that she had to make up a point system for you to help her out?
rpace35 0
when she's asleep... rape her