Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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thatnucca 36
The impudence! Get you side chick so she can use that point system to decide when she needs play with herself... BTW, you also deserve it for letting her think she could get away with kicking such insolence into gear... Grow some balls... Damn!
Aulpa 4
ahh. a one sided fml. while the wife is being ridiculously unreasonable with the points. husband is probably not giving her enough attention and she decided that this was a good ultimatum. sadly though this will probably end with him saying screw it and then screwing a lady friend and probably a divorce.
FYLSLOWLY 0
She's obviously cheating on you.
momo1972 3
tell her you can find it cheaper somewhere else
kayluhchaos 0
If I were you I'd just walk up to her and shove your hands down her pants. if you're any good she will give in to sex at the snap of a finger.
kipfischer 11
it's time to introduce her to your lawyer
quin01 0
(whip noise)
Juneauak 0
ridiculous. You don't EARN sex. Chores are NOT your problem. Your wife is a control freak. Bribery is wrong.
5t3ff1k4h 47
I agree with everything except where you said that chores are not his problem. They're not just the woman's either. They're everyone's. Do your fair share.
TheNewGuy03 29
oh, steff, i forgot how much i loved your comments. possibly because they make actual sense. |the kid|
ElDonDavid 0
Just **** some other chick. See how she feels about not giving you any then. I hate it when women play games like that.
5t3ff1k4h 47
You're just as bad if you think cheating will solve your problems and/or show her what's up. Just dump the chick if you're thinking about cheating. Jeez. Two wrongs don't make a right, you know.
coolboy675 16
you're better off getting 2300 on the SAT than that...