Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
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Rewarding
Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML
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Codezlol 21
Tell her that the lady down the street will do it for 100 so she had better rethink her bargain.
maa_rico 4
But wait, by the wife doing that isn't she punishing herself also? if not sex for him then not sex for her, unless..........
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drdna 0
hookers only need $40 and NO points. be a man and "show" her.
docscientist 10
Do the dishes multiple times per day and wash one item of clothing on short cycle and see how long she lasts with that point system.
vickilouise 1
wow she's controlling, women everywhere are taking note!
LakeFoxx 0
Dude, that truly sucks!
bigdaddy907 0
you poor f*ck lol, nothing is worth being someones lil bitch! kick her to the curb & find someone who will treat you with respect! Unless your just a douche bag and you deserve it, then just shut the hell up & grow up!!!
youtheducator 3
this is probably the funniest fml I've ever heard! sucks to be you tho :-/
doozschbahg 0
ever think that perhaps you don't satisfy her in bed? laundry might. e more valuable than a bad f#ck.
RayeofSunshine 0
You deserve it for not helping her out around the house and expecting sex all the time. She's probably tired of doing all the work and expecting to put out on a regular basis. Stop whining and do your fair share - after all, you live there too! Kudos to her for withholding sex until you learn to help out. Let's hope she keeps it and doesn't give in.
kdscissorhands23 1
DUMP HER!
thug007 1
No pussy is worth that.