Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
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Jimboom 12
Not really FML, more FTG (**** that granny... hmm.. memo, not a bad name for a **** site). Should have turned around to the kid and said "And if you listen to your grandma you will grow up to be as rude as her".
RainbowTubeSocks 0
What a bitch to say that loud enough for everyone to hear.
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TryToBeKind 0
Too bad you didn't say something like, "My parents couldn't afford for me to get braces growing up and while I could have gotten them as an adult, I chose to donate my extra funds to people who couldn't afford to have their BASIC NEEDS taken care of/hurricaine victims/battered women's shelters."
K2snow 0
u shoulda skull-****** her
O_W_N_E_D 0
haha #4 should of turn and said "Don't listen to your grandma , she'll be dead soon enough, and we can both smile at her grave with our crooked teeth"
pommeblossom 0
That is so rude! I don't think the position of teeth are a bad thing! Some people look so adorable with crooked teeth! And you get used to having them. :D
shamille 5
sometimes it's okay to hurt people.
dickinabox 0
I've never had braces, and I have one crooked tooth that only sticks out ever so slightly. When I was younger, my teeth were horrendously crooked, and they managed to fix themselves. Still trying to figure that one out.
Bear_Sandwich 0
Braces do miracles.
marieee_fml 0
aww! thats so mean
1073kat 0
what a bitch! don't worry, karma ;)
thinkpink 0
#11 For the WINNNNN....hahaha