Today, at the store, I heard a kid complaining about getting braces. While I was saying "Thank you" and "Bye" to the cashier, his grandma must've seen my slightly crooked teeth. She pointed and said, "Without them, your teeth will look bad like that man's!" Everyone around looked at me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I have an orthodontist's appointment, and I told my best friend that I was going to get my teeth fixed. She replied, "Wow, thanks. Your smile's really awful to have to look at." FML
Today, I heard a little girl saying how much she didnt want braces to her mom because they hurt and make people look ugly. I looked at her and said, "Aww, there not that bad. See, I have them!" I then smiled to show her. She turned to her mom and said, "See!" then started to cry. FML
Today, I was in line at the store behind a lady and her young daughter. Trying to be polite I smiled at the little girl. She burst into tears asking her mommy 'what is wrong with that ladies teeth'. Apparently braces on a 25 year old is not 'kid friendly'. FML
Today, while my orthodontist was working on my teeth, she made the comment, "Wow! It looks like a murder scene in there!" FML
Today, I was eating at a restaurant in town, when a small boy started looking at me. I simply smiled and went back to eating, only to hear out of the corner of my ear, "Daddy, why does that kid's face look like that"? He said it so loud, the three tables next to us turned and looked. FML
Today, I went out for a few drinks with some friends. All night, I kept smiling and showing off my newly brace-free teeth. Later on, one of my friends drunkly asked, "Why does she keep smiling? Her teeth are fucking jacked." FML
Today, at work, a customer told me that my teeth would make a very pretty necklace. FML
Today, I took my daughter to the grocery store. The bag boy seemed to be flirting with me and smiling. He had to be half my age. Once in the car I glimpsed myself in the rear view mirror. I had chocolate completely covering one of my front teeth. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, feeling good about myself, until when I was waiting in line at the checkout, a small kid in his mother's arms in front turned to look straight at me and said, "Ewwwww." FML
Today, while in line at the grocery store, I was going over the witty but caustic things I wish I'd said in an argument earlier. Turns out, I was saying them out loud. The cashier gave me a weird look and said, “Are you okay, ma'am?” FML
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Top comments
Jimboom 12
Not really FML, more FTG (**** that granny... hmm.. memo, not a bad name for a **** site). Should have turned around to the kid and said "And if you listen to your grandma you will grow up to be as rude as her".
RainbowTubeSocks 0
What a bitch to say that loud enough for everyone to hear.
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uhnonnuhmus 0
Maybe her husband was an orthodontist...or she was bitter because her damn Polident wasn't on sale at the store. I have a gap between my two front teeth that cannot be fixed with orthodontia, despite what a lot of them tried telling me when I was little. So, I would've turned to the kid and said, "You may not want to take advice from grandma, especially since she keeps HER teeth in a glass above the sink."
Lolrus 0
lool # 4 and 11 XD
Bubs_fml 0
I would rather have slightly imperfect teeth than spend a few years with painful braces or worse, headgear. Regardless, that lady is a douchebag.
Emrysa 1
Don't ever get old either kid, or you'll be a bitch like her.
generalsmith2 0
old people lose tact when they get old. break their legs
Tri_fml 5
Lol. Gotta love old people. -_-
DeeJayD 0
I would've said "Yeah. If you don't get braces you might get crooked teeth and end up fugly like your grandma."
chula525 0
You should of told her well atleast mine are real.
genius_man16 1
you should have turned around and gone "And don't drink or do drugs, or you'll end up like your grandma"
PlasticShark 0
"My teeth may be crooked, but so's your wig granny"