Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boyfriend finally proposed to me. He was drunk and won't remember any of this tomorrow. FML
Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML
Today, a guy drunkenly professed his love for me. He did this after walking in on me peeing, which he decided was the time to tell me such a thing. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
Today, I was on the phone with my best guy friend, who I have loved for years. I was talking about school and all of a sudden he said, "I love you." I flipped out saying, "Oh my god, oh my god. I love you too!" He responded with, "What?" He was talking to his mom, who was walking out the door. FML
Today, after 10+ years of being best friends, I finally told my best friend "I love you" while we were on the phone. To which she said, "That's OK, but…" and continued the conversation. Maybe I shouldn't have drank so much, or waited so long. We're both in happy marriages, with kids with other people now though. FML
Today, I was going to confess to my best friend that I am madly in love with her. I called her up only to find her crying. She was upset that she might be pregnant with some guy. FML
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Inspired22 11
If it was genuine, you'll hear about it again!
lostboy910 0
They say ppl speak the truth while drunk so you'll most likely hear about it again.
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nick0011 0
Truth comes out when your drunk right? Or so they say...
Gumboots 0
wtf how did he remember to call you back but not what for, i reckon he does remember saying it just didnt mean it sorry x
joshiladlfc 0
If he had no recollection of your conversation, how did he remember to phone back? :S
weezybabey123 0
the truth comes out when you're drunk he loves you :)
godyourethick 0
I call BS. Remembering to call back, even after forgetting everything about the conversation?
MGW501 2
You'll need to coax this out of him again, as he probably thinks you have no reciprocal feelings. Dress sexy, and go get him.....
jw987654321 0
If he didnt remember it at all, then how did he remember to call you back? I call B.S.
spoo 24
good for you! follow through with this one a bit more or youll regret it for years
NonchalantSavant 0
So now you know you're in love with a person who gets so drunk they don't remember what they did. FYL if you don't dump him.
the_effed_life 0
You are a douche OP. If he is worth it, so what if it is noisy? Go for it.