Today, I have to spend over an hour at a Gamestop so my boyfriend can get his 'Final Fantasy' game at midnight. I'm tired, I don't want to stand around any more, and all the people around around me are debating superheroes. I'm living in an episode of 'The Big Bang Theory.' FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after weeks of my yelling, my boyfriend finally listened and got a hobby. Instead of getting into something sensible like martial arts, he chose tabletop gaming. Now I have to listen to hours of boring stories about pretend fantasy worlds, and admit to everyone that my boyfriend is a nerd. FML
Today, I sat through 9 gruelling hours of Star Wars with my boyfriend. I hate those movies with a passion and frankly would rather get a pap smear from Wolverine than watch them. Afterwards, he dumped me for yawning, saying that I didn’t take a “serious” interest in his favorite things. FML
Today, my boyfriend got us kicked out of the Apple store for getting into a heated argument with the guy at the Genius Bar about which video game avatar is hotter. FML
Today, I'm staying at my boyfriend's house and things were getting heated when he got a call from one of his mates wanting to play Counter Strike. Next thing I know, I'm laying in bed by myself listening to him rage. FML
Today, I tried to get ready for a final. I had about six hours to study. My girlfriend decided to help by jabbering loudly in my ear about celebrity gossip, noisily cleaning the office and losing my notes, and getting in a screaming argument with her mom over the phone. FML
Today, I was at a gas station when the cash register made a sound effect similar to one from Sonic the Hedgehog, and I pointed this out. The cashier then saw fit to go on a rant about how I need to stop focusing on video games, and get a life and a girlfriend. FML
Today, I had my first free night in months. I spent it doing homework and watching TV. I had set my Facebook status to say I was spending time with the boys from The Big Bang Theory, then fell asleep. I woke up later to an angry text from my boyfriend thinking I was cheating on him. FML
Today, we had our busiest day at work all year with lots of angry people calling, and a co-worker called in sick. I went to my local game shop after work, exhausted and upset, and guess who was at his usual table running a Dungeons and Dragons group, apparently not too sick to go out. Yeah. FML
Today, my boyfriend started watching The Big Bang Theory on DVD. Now he won't stop saying "Bazinga" every time he says or hears something that sounds funny. It's so annoying I want to feed him to the neighbor's dog. FML
Today, all I wanted was to spend some time with my husband, since we're always very busy. He couldn't be bothered to put down his video game. Guess I'm forever alone, even in a relationship. FML
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hqwoody327 0
Here's an idea... GO HOME!
Intoxicunt 6
Get to know them. Nerds are the best.
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Comments (365)
spacewardtrout 16
well for one, if you didn't wanna be there, then why were you there? and two, big bang theory is absolutely nothing like nerds in real life. the fact that you even use that comparison proves you had no reason to be there
Geraldinehoney 11
That's funny cuz when I go to GameStop/ebgames all anyone is talking about is video games
hurley12 30
Then why'd you agree to go? If you didn't, leave.
bakannie 12
I can assure you that you're nowhere near penny's level. You don't have to worry about living an episode of the big bang theory any time soon.
PikachuGod 10
There is nothing wrong with that. If you have such a problem with nerds, why are you dating one?
xbaconator9000x 16
Worth it.
k5lady 5
The Big Bang Theory is one of my favorite shows, I'd love to be living in an episode of it. Quit whining.
cantfixme36 28
I had to spend ten hours at a card fight tournament with my boyfriend, sitting by myself while he played. Y'aint seen nothing yet.
vb68_fml 28
Do you really want to live like this for the rest of your life ?
ReiracsNeve 17
Hey ffxiv is great