Today, I realized that I will never be able to buy the car I've wanted since middle school. The car? A greyish-silver Volvo, which is the make and color of car Kurt Cobain drove. The reason? I've been informed that it's also the make and color of the car that Edward Cullen drives in Twilight. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML
Today, a friend was making fun of our teacher's car, calling it dorkmobile and saying only idiots would own that car. It's the same as the car I just bought. FML
Today, my car broke down. Yesterday, my husband mentioned he found my dream car for sale, but I'd insisted my car had a lot of miles left and we should save money. They sold my dream car this morning. Now I'm carless. FML
Today, after working and saving up money for an entire year, I bought a 2001 VW Cabrio. I showed it to my friends, they all laughed at me and told me it was a girl's car. FML
Today, after months of convincing from my friends, I finally bought a car they claimed would be a chick magnet. Wrong kind of "chick," mates. FML
Today, I just bought a car with all of my own money. Then, when I brought it home my dad informed me that my mom will be driving it to work every day. FML
Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML
Today, I found out that the guy who asked me out only did so because he thought I "looked rich." He broke everything off once he found out I live in a one-bedroom apartment and drive a 14-year old Volvo. FML
Today, six days before I turn 18, my mom totaled her nice BMW. She had promised it to me as a birthday present. My step-dad is giving me his old rusty truck instead, so now I can look like a hick. FML
Today, I went to a dealership for a new car. We were halfway through paperwork when the manager informed me I wouldn’t be buying the S Class, but I would be buying a Nissan Micra. Turns out my wife fell asleep in the car, allowing our son to escape and draw smiley faces on the Nissan with a rock. FML
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Amphysvena 11
or, you could man the **** up and drive the car because you like it, not because someone else did
tlyr 0
that's really sad. god I hate "Twilight"
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Comments (408)
drtoboggan 11
**** it, just buy the car anyway and **** whoever thinks of it in terms of Twilight; they're not people you'd wanna know anyway. That's probably similar to what Kurt would say.
twiiggyramiirez 13
cobain's a whiny lil bitch anyway.
synchroskater16 12
I don't understand why you "will never be able to" get it. I drive the car I want because I like it, not because of what others think of it.
daemonsparta 16
not even twilight can ruin kurt ****** cobain
kittykat1501 31
Stop hating twilight. It annoys me to know end. WHAT DID TWILIGHT EVER DO TO YOU PEOPLE?!?!? Sheesh. Ps I thought of Edward as soon as I heard silver Volvo
zykrithium 22
So you didn't buy the car a pissy teenager had because another pissy teenager had it as well? YDI. And I like Nirvana.
SOILEDIT 51
...so? That doesn't prevent you from buying the car.
becca9985 34
Working at a Volvo dealership and posting this in 2016, I think you should be safe by now. I haven't heard anyone make a Volvo/Twilight reference since the last movie came out. Most people (excepting the Twilight die-hards), probably wouldn't even make the connection anymore.