creepedoutlady
United States
Red flag
Today, I met my new neighbor. His Wi-Fi access point is named "TheRapistDownstairs." FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Phoenix, United States
Today, I discovered that my downstairs neighbor is running a business out of her apartment. Or I should say, her pimp is. FML
Mortified
Exeter, United Kingdom
That's a bad look
Today, I renamed my home Wi-Fi to “PleaseTalkToMeSarah” to hint to my crush/neighbour. Later, I realized the whole apartment building could see it, and had worked out who it belonged to. Now strangers keep asking if Sarah had talked to me yet. She hasn’t. FML
Anonymous
Creepy
Today, one week after moving into my new apartment in a new city to get away from my stalker ex, I met my new neighbour. Yep, stalker ex. FML
wildwonder808
Dearborn, United States
Today, I caught my new neighbor sticking his knob inside my car and pissing on my seats. His reason? I parked in his spot. FML
JubileeBee
United States
Today, I found out that my seemingly innocent 80-something neighbor has been stalking every girl in the neighborhood, and considers me his girlfriend. FML
MyEarsHurt
Stockton, United States
Today, my next-door neighbor decided to become a rapper. FML
Anonymous
Love thy neighbour
Today, I found out that I have moved next door to a guy from my school, with whom I've had a arguments with. FML
Imnotfromhere
That Netflix show
Today, I was getting catcalled downtown by a guy I've never seen before. Then he told me he knows where I live, and accurately described my apartment while he followed me for 2 blocks. FML
Anonymous
Auburn, United States
Today, my neighbor finally password-protected his wifi. Right in the middle of my timed, online exam. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Sort yourselves out
Today, I found out that I bought a house next door to crazy people. She asked me if I would mind not showering when her husband is at home, because he can hear me and knowing I’m naked on the other side of the wall turns him on, which is a nuisance for her. He’s unemployed. He’s always at home, the creep. FML
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enonymous 9
Therapists are people too!
koe4 0
make yours "TheCopUpStairs"
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Ixiixi12 4
mines "Bitch,get your own internet!" XD
lokiitababii69 19
EPIC WIN!!!!! thats frikin awesomeee
bam3420 13
Does anyone else realize or think that this guy is probably just trying to be funny? Odd sense of humor: very likely. Him actually being a rapist, and admitting it in this way: very unlikely.
unlucky_lucy 17
You should be happy you have a therapist as your neighbor ;] I would just be worried about the "downstairs" part it sounds like they might be a vampire
VampOfSavannah 31
**** that shit. Install an extra lock on your door.
Sjf0212 10
If he drives a windowless white van, it's time to move.