Today, I was going to bleach my bikini line, as I have not been able to shave there due to some ingrown hairs, and I also have to lifeguard every day. As it turns out, I'm allergic to the bleach. There is now an angry red, burning rash on my crotch that you can see around my swimsuit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, because I have a beach party tomorrow, I used a new gel that is supposed to prevent razor burn after shaving the bikini line. Turns out I'm highly allergic to the gel. Now I have hundreds of beautiful red bumps that look like razor burn. FML
Today, I attempted to bleach my body hair so I wouldn't have to shave. A little while later, I realized that I'd also succeeded in bleaching my skin, which was incredibly noticeable. I'm hosting a pool party this weekend. FML
Today, I found out the reason I've been itchy for the last two weeks is because I'm now allergic to chlorine. I'm also a swimming instructor. FML
Today, I decided to take a relaxing shower. My face mask made my face break out in hives. While exfoliating, my nipples became chafed. Then I slipped and cut myself while shaving. FML
Today, I had an allergic reaction to my deodorant. My armpits wouldn't stop itching, and by the time my shift was over, they were raw and bloody. FML
Today, I used a new fragrance-free hypoallergenic laundry detergent for my underwear, as I have sensitive skin. I got a rash. FML
Today, I tried shaving my bikini area for the first time. I ended up cutting myself several times. I now have impressive razor burn, and it's incredibly painful to even wear pants. FML
Today, I discovered that I have developed an allergy to salt water on my face. Now, every time I sweat or cry, I come up in a bright red rash. I am allergic to my own bodily fluids. FML
Today, I was getting ready for a very unpleasant doctor's appointment. I got out of the shower and used a new body spray all over my torso and arms. Turns out I'm allergic to it and now my skin is on fire, so now I get to go to an already uncomfortable appointment even more uncomfortable than I'd planned. FML
Today, I went to the store and bought some cream to help with a sunburn I'd gotten a few days ago. What's worse than having red, peeling, and painful skin? An allergic reaction on top of it. FML
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Jord111222333 0
wear shorts with your bathing suit... besides you supposed to test a small area of skin to see if you're allergic beforehand!
metonymy 0
Firecrotch?
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Comments (142)
anonacs 0
get a different bathing suit dummy
Jakester 0
Firecrotch!!!
pinkdaisy 0
wax, or wear a pair of short gym shorts over your suit. hello?
gorguz14evar 0
Hmmm... Arent lifeguards supposed to wear red swimsuits? Try blending it in or wearing shorts.
00754chan 0
BOARD SHORTS ! :)
spiltstars 0
Just wear shorts.. why is that an FML? It'll go away in a couple days.
novellover63 0
Why would you BLEACH it? wtf? I don't get it.
zbxstraightx 0
I'll still drink a gallon of your piss just to see where it came from
NoMercy1 0
You are never supposed to put bleach on your skin genius. YDI.
Cookiechick 0
put on shorts then no one should see it :o unless.. MMM YEA ILL LEAVE IT THERE. an peepl ur so fukin stupid u bleach the hair, so that you cant see it because it turns white/blond watever UUUGH. goosh. -.-