Today, I had just a few dominoes left to complete the whole project that I've been working on for about three weeks. I pressed record on my video camera, flicked the first domino, and watched with pride. When it finished, I realized I hadn't actually pressed record. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my entire family sat down in the living room to watch the video I recorded of my sister's graduation from college. I never pressed record. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. After videotaping the ceremony for a few minutes, my memory was full. I went to delete another video. I accidentally played the loudest video I had. No one was looking at the bride or groom anymore. FML
Today, I went to a local take-away and ordered a pizza. I watched the worker get my pizza out the oven, then wipe the pizza cutter on the trash bin to get rid of the last pizza's toppings, and then cut my pizza. FML
Today, I made a couple of videos of me playing guitar and singing some of my favorite songs. I got back from school to find my family huddled around the camcorder, laughing, imitating, and making jokes about the video. FML
Today, at a concert, I tried to film my favorite song for Instagram. I sang along dramatically, screamed the chorus, and danced like no one was watching. When I rewatched the video later, I realized I had my phone camera flipped, recording my sweaty, overexcited face the entire time. FML
Today, I set up my phone to take a time-lapse video of the sunset. When I checked the footage later, all I saw was me running back and forth because I’d forgotten my keys and wallet multiple times. FML
Today, I interviewed three elderly residents at a nursing home, hoping to use the transcript for a very important paper due next week. It went great, so I wrapped up and drove home. I sat down to start typing, and realized that my recording had stopped ten minutes in. FML
Today, I was trying out a new pizza recipe that I saw online. I made the dough, spread the sauce, and added my toppings. As I was about to put it in the oven, I realized I'd forgotten to preheat it. No big deal, or so I thought. I then knocked the entire fucking uncooked pizza face-first onto the kitchen floor. The dog ate better than I did tonight. FML
Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML
Today, after buying 3 new alarm clocks, I finally decided to video tape myself all night to figure out if my alarm clock was broken or if I was oversleeping. Turns out I wake up around 4am each day and turn them off without remembering. FML
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Armin_fml 0
but you'll probably never forget it :)
AdamGD 0
That would be SO awesome to see! I have always wanted to do something like that, but i have shaky hands and attention defficent disorder. So i wouldn't last a day. You are my hero dude! Try again! Don't let this stop you! You have serious commitment, patience, and perseverance. I wish i was more like you
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Random_Poster 0
FAKE. I bet you'd say you met a supermodel and took her home and were about to get it on and BAM! Dead battery on the camcorder/phone/whatever so you have no pics or proof. FYL for lying.
Sodam_INsane 0
he doesn't mean 3 weeks non stop, maybe 15-30min everyday. So yea FYL, I know shit like this happens to me all the time
fckaduck 0
Aw, this is soo sad...I wanna hug you!
akiro525 3
lol, i could not help myself but to laugh. i guess next time you will remember to double check and check once again just incase.
pleasetryagain 0
#8- FILM cameras might make a noise if they're old enough (bolexes, maybe), but video cameras don't. That would really mess with the sound if they make some crazy noise the whole time. YDI for spending three weeks on a project and then not bothering to check for a little red light.
bosco_kk 0
That's um...really really bad. lol
Alex_DeLarge 0
How is this NOT your fault?
Pokerdance 0
WHAT THE **** IS YOUR MOTHERFUCKING PROBLEM WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE SUCH A BIG DEAL OUT OF ******* DOMINOES I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL WITH SATAN YOU ******* LOSER!!!
Echogreen911 0
wow #49, lol
funsize003 0
wtf kind of project was it? I suggest: 1.) crawl out of your room, which is probably decorated with Star Wars and filled with comic books. 2.) throw away all the dominoes. 3.) go find some REAL friends, not ones rectangular shaped with polka dots on them.
cheeroxsoxtonz 0
oooo well tht sux=P hey! well theres another 3 weeks 2 keep u occupied...=]