Today, as usual, I went to pick up my brother and sister from school in the rain. When we got to my truck, I realized I had locked us out. We had to walk home in the rain, only to find the spare house key had not been put back in its spot since the last time it was used. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML
Today, I woke up and went down to the park for a walk. I later realized I'd forgotten to bring the house keys with me, so I got stuck waiting until somebody opened the door for me. FML
Today, I arrived to work at exactly 8 so I could leave at exactly 5, without overtime. I found out later that my brother took my keys with him somewhere and now I can't enter the house until he gets back at 11. FML
Today, my family decided that we should have our breakfast at a hawker centre, so I passed my house key to my sister as she carries a bag with her. After our meal, she said she was meeting her friend, so we went back home instead, only to realize that the door was locked and my sister had the key. FML
Today, due to bad weather, my dad let me take his car to drive to my apartment 3 hours away. I only realized when I got there that my keys were still sitting on my parents' kitchen counter. FML
Today, I had to walk home from school in the rain, because my mom "didn't have a car to pick me up in". But when I got home, the car had magically appeared. Just great. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my truck for the first time. While trying to unlock it, it started to rain. After half an hour, I successfully unlocked the door and then drove over my bookbag, which I had placed underneath the truck to keep it out of the rain. FML
Today, I took the bus home after visiting a friend. Standing in front of my house, I realized that I had forgotten my keys. They were still in my car, which I had parked at my friend's place and forgotten. FML
Today, I accidentally locked my car and house keys along with my phone in my car. Then I had to break into my own house looking for the spare. Someone called the police and I had to explain that I lived there. I forgot to grab the spare when I went to talk to the police officers I locked the door behind me. FML
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
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hipposteve 21
Some people feel the rain, others get wet.
saxaddict122 14
On the bright side you get to live out that lifelong dream of kicking in a door. Might as well do a B&E while you're in there!
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Comments (21)
thatguy9261 15
On the bright side, now you guys don't have to take showers
DesolateTree 12
I have a spare key in my wallet for this very reason. They're cheap, OP. Go get a few.
metalwolf 17
OP, this is one of the reasons i keep a spare key in my wallet. Thankfully i only had to use it once. i locked myself out because i was in a hurry.
KickAss73 12
One of those days where nothing goes right huh.
Utetopia2014 18
I always lock myself out of my car. Are you saying you locked your keys in your truck?
Colon_Man 17
"Lock"..."key"... What are these strange words? In other news; we had some crime in town yesterday. Jerry was selling oranges at his stand for 75¢ when they were clearly worth only 74¢. What a rip off.
Xamry14 10
Wow what part on TN? My area hasn't had rain for a long ass time