Today, I was working at a restaurant when my manager approached me and informed me that there was people having sex in the women's washroom, and he needed me to go in and ask them to cut it out. So I did. Five minutes later, a woman walks out with her disabled son and asks to talk to my manager. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was at work at McDonald's, at the front counter when an elderly lady came up to me and whispered, "I just shit everywhere in your restroom," then turned around and walked out the door. FML
Today, I decided to use the disabled toilet in work to get a little extra privacy while I did my business. The cleaners who unlocked the door from the outside and barged in on me were nice and waited until I finished to apologize and explain there were complaints the door had been locked for days. FML
Today, while I was working in a department store, two 15-year-old kids started having sex in a changing room. When I found them, the boy pulled out and said, "You want in, bitch?" I then had to prevent his jealous, half-naked girlfriend from murdering me. FML
Today, while I was out to eat, I was approached by the restaurant manager. He told me that while he respected my personal choices, his patrons didn't feel comfortable with someone who used to be a man using the women's restroom. He thought I was a transsexual. I am a naturally-born female. FML
Today, I walked into the bathroom at work, and in the stall next to me I could hear someone pleasuring himself. I decided to let my boss know what was going on, but it turns out that it was my boss in the stall next to me. FML
Today, I walked into a restroom at a restaurant, took one step inside, and realized it was the staff-only restroom. The manager was inside, staring at me like I was an alien. I just smiled and awkwardly walked out. FML
Today, I walked into the ladies' bathroom to find my male boss taking a dump with the stall door wide open. FML
Today, as I was bagging groceries, I looked down to see a 6-year-old urinating on my shoes and the floor next to me. I told his mother that he should take her kid to the restroom, only to be told to "mind my own goddamn business." I was later fired for arguing with the customer. FML
Today, I caught my coworker masturbating in the bathroom. This was during her shift, while I was mopping the bathroom floors. FML
Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML
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Flexanimous 0
Didn't they reply back to you when you stepped in and asked them to stop having sex?
SofiaFaolan 8
Just so you know, you're being thumb-downed because your comment was ignorant. Not because you're gay.
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Comments (82)
LilaBear 2
Why is this F your life? Wouldn't it be F your manager's life?
Lisa89 3
this is really badly worded...
did_it_4_lulz 0
If I ever worked in a restaurant, and people were having sex in the bathroom, I'd let them finish and then give them an applause when they come out. It's a great accomplishment. FYML for being a cockblocker.
FoundManyLemons 0
Her "son." Yeah right.
samanthamaay 0
why are you all assuming that she told them to stop having sex? she might have just went in to ask if everything is alright and if there were multiple stalls maybe it wasnt the disabled person and his mother having sex it was someone else so when she told them to cut it out they may have thought she was on about them fyl for having to say that at all i would have died
yottskry 0
Surely you just go in and say "Hi. Are you OK in there?" they say "Fine thanks" you say "OK, we were just concerned because you've been in there a while" or something. Don't make a big deal of things.
buckfasthero 0
I understood it perfectly fine. Probably because I understand English. The only problem I would have, would be the use of 'was having sex' rather than 'were having sex'. Of course this could have been a direct quote from the manger and therefore quotation marks would soon get to the bottom of this crime against the English language. Or how about everyone on this site stops whining about puntuation and grammar in the comments section like ******* language nazis?
lilymaiden_fml 0
Ha ha, well at least your manager is the one ultimately held responsible here.
tongsinowang 0
...how did that manager possibly think that those two are having sex?
ohhsheitUK 0
i think this is the worst FML ever