Today, whilst at my boyfriend's family get together, his cousin got really drunk and decided to ask my boyfriend when he was planning on proposing to me, loud enough for everyone to hear. An awkward silence was followed by my boyfriend's mother, who clearly said, "Hopefully never." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. Everything was going perfectly, right up until he brought me back to his house to tell his family the good news. When I excused myself to the restroom, I overheard his mom say, "I thought you were going to break up with that stupid slut?" Welcome to the family. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me. I said yes. This caused him to panic, excuse himself, then take it back via text message a half hour later, claiming he'd been drunk. We live together. When he comes back home, it's going to be very awkward indeed. FML
Today, at dinner with my boyfriend and my family, my mother had too much to drink and asked my boyfriend how I was in bed with the purpose of embarrassing me. His reply? "Not as good as her sister." His defense? "It was only one time." FML
Today, my boyfriend of three years decided to propose. It would’ve been perfect, except he did it during my family’s annual backyard BBQ, and his proposal was drowned out by my drunk uncle singing karaoke. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to ask my dad for my hand in marriage. All I could make out from the door was mumbling, until profanities started flying. My boyfriend shouted "well she's a SINGLE bitch now!" and stormed out of the house. My dad still refuses to tell me what happened in there. FML
Today, my boyfriend of five years proposed to me in front of my entire family. He later confessed that it was part of a dare with his friends because, "There was no way you'd say yes." Guess who has to explain this to all my relatives? FML
Today, I brought my boyfriend over to meet the family. After several long moments of silence, one of my sisters burst out laughing, and asked, "Okay, who is this guy really?" FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were watching a movie where a girl proposed to a guy. He said, "I would hate it if that happened to me, obviously I don't want to get married if I haven't proposed myself." I was planning on proposing later. FML
Today, I invited my girlfriend over to a family lunch, planning to propose to her at just the right moment. My family was in on it, including my apparently disapproving mom, who kept causing a scene to grab my girlfriend's attention every time I went to pull out the ring. FML
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Top comments
arabianballa 0
Well atleast you're saved from a monster in law :).
vesperl 0
Thankfully it's not her decision.
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Comments (71)
Tigg3r 3
haha that sucks. Meanwhile my parents cannot wait for my older brother to get married so they can have grandkids...
jamjenni2774 0
Maby She was drunk too!! what a bitch though to say that in front of everyone! get her alone
FarSide 23
If a relationship is going to fail, it is ALWAYS better for it to fail FAST. Your expectations are now set.
avoidthegirl 6
FYL, for sure. My future MIL freakin' loves me almost more than her son.
cheerinpink 6
Mine too- she's even paying my college tuition. Except... Our of nowhere she called me controlling? Not sure what to make of that.
tAlk_NERdy_tO_ME 0
What an ass.
me5 0
If he didn't defend you, leave him now!
aback 5
That's when you say, "Boy, you got THAT right!" laugh long and loud, then leave.
aMEIzing 0
Wow, that's like the story of my life. But heyy don't let it get you down! I'm still with my bf and he's still with me, dispite his moms hatred toward me.
ferdte 0
because she knows ur a **** duhhh
J4cks0n 0
#1 well written :) ...don't worry, there are millions of guys waitin' for you outthere!