Today, my psycho grandma yelled at me for being an "immature brat" by not offering to wash the dishes after dinner. I reminded her that when I offered last time, she raged at me for being "condescending." She responded by faking a heart attack and getting me indefinitely grounded. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, it's been one week since my demented grandma babysat my five-year-old daughter while my husband took me to a fancy restaurant. Now she's taken to screaming and calling me a "damn commie" whenever I discipline or say no to her. FML
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
Today, I had a fight with my grandma again with whom I've been living for four years due to college hostel being below par. She blamed me for destroying her kitchen equipment by extensively cooking, especially at night. I've never placed a foot inside her kitchen since the beginning. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, I got home to my grandma yelling at the top of her lungs that I didn't do everything I was supposed to when I was home. I literally washed dishes, cleaned counters, vacuumed, gathered trash, AND cleaned the bathroom. I didn't fold my blankets. That's it. That's what she was yelling about. FML
Today, I briefly left my laptop while I went to use the toilet. When I came back, I found "I" had posted on Facebook, calling my mom a "stupid cunt who should just stay in the kitchen." The only other person home at the time was my grandpa. She didn't believe it, and permanently grounded me. FML
Today, my mom tried to ground me. In the apartment that I own. Because I didn't eat enough of the dinner that I'd made. FML
Today, my slightly batshit insane grandma called me disgusting and unladylike. Why? For writing with my left hand. FML
Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML
Today, I decided to spend a few days at my grandma's house, to help her clean the place up a bit. So far, she's given me a "no masturbating under my roof" talk, used multiple racist slurs, and yelled "QUIET DOWN!" when I so much as sneezed in the next room. FML
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thelindseyyy 4
...gotta love the holidays, where you're forced to deal with crazy-ass relatives.
akallaan 7
You just can't win...
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Comments (86)
ConnyTheUnicorn 8
Well, then actually act like an 'immature brat' and ignore her. Don't visit her, don't talk to her, and if you get in trouble for this, just say, that she is evil and does not deserve any attention. Simple. You will get into even more trouble, but being honest to twats like her is always worth it. Also, if the doctor finds out, your grandmother only faked a heart attack, your parents should realise that you are innocent, and if not, just ignore that you got grounded, because you did nothing wrong. Sounds bitch-like and rebellious, but it is only fair.
Arrawyn 12
There's no winning with her. That's when you tell her she should do the dishes because she's never happy with you.
skyeyez9 25
"Accidentally" drop a couple of her favorite dishes while washing them.
leahmae88 7
That does suck, but I still think it's hilarious!
rammy125 4
Give that old bitch a real heart attack
little_sailor 8
My grandmother is just like this. I'm so sorry.
Bright_Lights 14
Gosh, freakin' idiot!
SeventhSalem 4
damn 0.0 grandma got issues, senile anyone?
KiddNYC1O 22
Grandmas be bitches.
TheOneSM 6
No one should ever call his/her grandma "psycho grandma"... OP, please behave.. Thank you..
UsagiArwen 23
You're not welcome. Some family members are just that psychotic, and it is not, by any means, YOUR place to tell the op to behave because op is calling the grandmother psycho. So how bout you mind your own business. I've dealt with some family members of my own who are indeed quite psychotic, so I can understand op here.