madmomma
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Veneta, United States
Puppies > Babies
Today, my mom got a new puppy and named her Olivia. Which would be fine, if that wasn't the name I had been planning to give my baby, who's due in 3 weeks. Thanks mom. FML
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s0m3guy2010 21
I guess you should name your daughter Spot so that there's no confusion.
theslimshadylp 6
Now when people call your dog your daughter will come too.
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theslimshadylp 6
Now when people call your dog your daughter will come too.
Syneriam 7
I think this is a sign that OP's mom did not like the name for her future grandchild. It's still not okay, talk to her about it. If anything just pick a different name, I'm sure there's another you might like :)
Stardew 19
17, I don't understand why you would name your dog something you don't like. Maybe OP's mom loved the name Olivia and wanted her puppy to have it. Though if that were the case, she should have waited until after the baby was born so it wouldn't seem as though OP was naming her child after a dog :/
downtime 13
33, Perhaps but really, who would even think that the child was named after the dog? Already there's people (not yourself) blowing this out of proportion, it's just a minor inconvenience, and a fun story. There's really nothing to get butt hurt over here.
Syneriam 7
33, maybe op's mom did not hate the name, but she just simply did not like it for her grandchild and decided to give it to her puppy. (I'm not saying it is right, but it could happen) or, maybe op's mom had no idea that op picked that name for her future baby, there are a lot of reasons here, I'm just trying to give my opinion on what I though it could have been.
Futacy 30
Here are a few other names: Emma Claire Elizabeth Emily Isabella Ava Sophia Chloe Brooklyn Audrey Just a thought, because no one wants to live their life thinking they were named after a dog.
fyl7899 12
#58 all the names you listed are worse than Olivia and thats pretty bad
BandWagonGuy 8
What about Olive, Olive to me is a nice name. I like Popeye cartoons.
Mauskau 36
Brooklyn and Audrey are such ugly names. Audrey seems more of a dog's name though (blame neighbours) and Brooklyn.. Only a name you find in America that everyone else laughs at, just like calling your child after a number, fruit or a day.
dogpup4 23
I was named after a dog.. It was a bloody good dog too, thanks very much. His name was Jason.
just_dandy20 2
Maybe her daughter is a teenage mom, and she was still upset about it. So she stole the name on purpose. Lol
Unicorntails 7
Okay. My name's Elizabeth, so that was offensive.
Unicorntails 7
Okay. My name's Elizabeth, so that was offensive.
peachyFML 17
And mine is Claire. I know at least one person with all of those names but Ava, and they are all nice.
TxCountryBeauty 10
104 I love you're profile pic!! I'm going to use that when I get clumsy:)
bronsrawr 1
So OP is supposed to go from Olivia, which is a decent name, to something like "Brooklyn". Maybe OP doesn't want her daughter to have a white trash name...?
bronsrawr 1
Or how about Nicola, a nice, Christian name?
little_one 20
I meant to thumb down 114 I hate when that happens. I'm sorry but giving your child "a good Christian name" is asking for a coke fiend stripper daughter. IMOP
bronsrawr 1
So, by your logic, I should be a "coke fiend stripper", not the straight-A student that I am, about to graduate from a prestigious university?
your_face 15
Boy, it's a good thing people here are able to suggest names! Olivia is probably the ONLY name OP knew.
Futacy 30
77- Do you know how many people you've insulted named Audrey or Brooklyn? And you're not even American, so don't talk down on American names. They're different than British/Australian/Wherever names.
AwsumShyGuy 12
if you want a white trash name 112 try Leshaniqua.
alicexo_fml 8
My mind is blown that you people are suggesting the child's name be changed rather than the dog. Is this sarcasm that I'm not getting? The naming of a person is a little more important than naming a dog.
iwadasn 33
I agree completely with 147. The baby is much more important than the dog, so it's the dog that should be renamed.
longtimesunshine 4
I love olive
Sakura11101 4
62: My name is Sophia... Ouch.
TheBigDawg 8
Brooklyn as a girl's name? Shoot, all I think of when I hear that (in terms of a living creature) is the character from Gargoyles.
dude1122332 9
Sharing is caring.
JBMcC 7
Moms are always doing shit like this, embarrassing you In front of friends, constantly calling you, and stealing your daughters name for their new puppy.... When will they learn.
Nymphetamatrix 19
If she just got it, then maybe you can try to talk her out of the name before the pup gets used to being called Olivia... Or you can just come up with a different, and better name for your child.
kewlkate 9
Any name could be relatively easy for the dog to adapt to. Olivia has more syllables than is preferred for a dogs name, so it could probably adapt quickly to a name with less syllables. It might even respond better.
TheNicce01 14
like Alexandra. its more original
justjazzmyn 3
maybe you'll have a surprise boy instead? ;)
lalatookasheema 8
Then she'll be able to name him Oliver.
heythere131630 9
And they all loved happily ever after. The end \(^o^)/
TheNicce01 14
if they dont die /(-_-)
dude1122332 9
No.
JoeRogansBEARD 15
Can I have your moms number? ;) See doesn't feel good does it?
bellakaykid 6
Hopefully you don't still live with your mom? Otherwise they'll be responding simultaneously whenever you call them...
SammyS2012 21
That's a bad thing? :)
A7X_LoVeee 10
Boy you got thumbed down quick.
dude1122332 9
8- I'm sorry.
s0m3guy2010 21
I guess you should name your daughter Spot so that there's no confusion.
akg98 13
Lol