Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend when my dad pulled up to pick me up from his house. My dad beeped his horn and my boyfriend opened his bedroom curtain, knocked on the window, and waved. While he was still inside of me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having phone sex. It got very wild and soon was interrupted by a knock on my door. My dad had come home early from work, and heard the whole thing. He demanded my boyfriend to come over, and he had a sex talk with him on the couch in front of the whole family. FML
Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend when my dad opened the door. I thought I hadn't been seen because the door was only open a tiny bit. I then looked into the mirror by the door to see my dad's reflection, staring at mine, horrified. I was on top. FML
Today, my boyfriend picked me up to take me on a date. Just as we were about to drive away, my dad ran out of the house in his underwear and started yelling that he'd kill my boyfriend if I wasn't back home within the hour. FML
Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML
Today, after great sex with my boyfriend, I lay in my bed while he went to get a drink from downstairs. Hearing someone come up, I shouted out as a joke, "Damn babe, I'm covered in cum, was there a hole you didn't fill?" It wasn't my boyfriend, it was my dad. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was dropping me off home and we were still in the car. When I went in to give him a hug, my hand hit his shoulder and I dropped my phone at his feet. Just as I pulled back up with it, my dad was staring at us from outside. He still appears to think I was giving him head. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I came back to my house after a night on the town. Thinking the house was empty, we had sex. Just as it was getting good, my phone beeped. It was a text from my mom, saying, "Quiet down. Even your father can tell you're faking." FML
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Laxloverr24 0
at least your father and he get along.
Cowless 0
Or she/her family can't afford to buy her a car. Or her boyfriend picked her up so she didn't have her car. Or they walked there after school. Or it was just more fuel efficient for her dad/mom to drop her off on their way to someplace else and then have the dad pick her up on his way home/to run errands. Plenty more reasons for her to be picked up by her dad that do not suggest she's less than sixteen.
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spazz1824 0
#10, my dad would've also given a thumbs up. :)
rainbowpikachus 0
lmao ur dad's a win XD
charlie2_fml 2
I wish my dad was that amazing! :)
HilaryLeanne 0
that's really funny. so embarrassing.
KelMarCos 3
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wow a total YDI. since your dad is picking you up from your boyfriends house I suspect that you are not old enough to drive thus definitely shouldn't be having sex to begin with.
Cowless 0
Or she/her family can't afford to buy her a car. Or her boyfriend picked her up so she didn't have her car. Or they walked there after school. Or it was just more fuel efficient for her dad/mom to drop her off on their way to someplace else and then have the dad pick her up on his way home/to run errands. Plenty more reasons for her to be picked up by her dad that do not suggest she's less than sixteen.
FreddyLunch 0
Actually she lives in the UK, you can have sex at 16 and drive at 17.
Jimtwisted 0
You are a bitch there are plenty of reasons her dad was picking her up on she does not live in the worthless USA the Uk is not prudish like it is here and my wifes dad came and picked her up at my place all the thime before we were married cause she had no car and shes 28 so suck a dick
krizznitch20 0
there us no limit on sex bright ones
eehizle 0
back the **** off America assholes. we barely stereotype you, why should you to us. asshole.
Acorn101 2
Barely stereotype us?? What about American assholes?
tutuluzer5968 0
Umm wtf?? I live in Canada. 13 year olds lose their v-card prude
charlie2_fml 2
But technically thts illegally cause you can't legally consent to sex until your 16 in Canada
diversgal 9
Ahahahaha!! Brilliant!
love_game911 0
hahahahaha!! wow hope u can still be with him!!
stupiddumbblonde 0
Woah...awkward much?
whoop_it 0
that is ******* hilarious and an instant classic. yur bf has balls to do that haha
fairixbae0310_fml 0
yes. yes he doas haha
drunkin21 0
little kids these days smh...
Roseballs 2
you are so dumb you dirty ****
Tyrone_Hawkins16 0
STFU VIRGIN!!!
Tyrone_Hawkins16 0
STFU VIRGIN!!!
monzach 5
ya cuz, having sex instantly makes u a ****. asshole
KiDD66 0
Haha omgosh that sucks! But why would your bf even do that is he dumb! ? And how was he able to reach over to the wondow if you had him occupied? Haha but YDI for having a dumb bf
perdix 31
He was probably telling your dad to circle the block while he finished you off. I hope you are older than 12.