Today, I babysat a 10-year-old and we played Pokémon. It was my first time playing, so he showed me. I ended up winning and the kid started crying and told his parents he hated me. They decided not to pay me for the night, and now I'm out of a job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML
Today, I babysat a 9-year-old kid for the first time. The moment his parents left the house, the little shit looked me dead in the eyes and let me know that if I didn't let him do whatever he wanted, he'd tell his parents that I touched him in his "no-no place". Suddenly I hate kids. FML
Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on the job. After his mom finally got home 4 hours later, he called her a slut. When he got in trouble for it, he claimed that I taught him the word. Needless to say, I didn't get paid. FML
Today, I babysat a 10 year old from hell. She kept insulting me, saying I have tiny boobs, that boys must hate me, and that I'm ugly. I eventually got fed up and put her to bed. When her parents came back, she ran out of her room in tears and told them I'd beaten her. They believed it. FML
Today, I babysat the brattiest and most foul-mouthed 8-year-old I've ever met. After I survived three hours of it, his parents finally came home. He claimed I'd invited a boy over and that we did "stuff" on the couch all evening. They believed him. I didn't get paid, to say the least. FML
Today, I babysat the neighbors’ evil kids. They dropped them over at my house and I played with them for five hours. After taking the brats back home and putting them to bed, their mother asked me what time I came back to the house. She only paid me for the 20 minutes I was in their house. FML
Today, I was babysitting a boy who was 11 years old. He told me that he loved me and wanted to be my boyfriend. I told him that I think he is a really great kid but I'm 17 so it would never work out. He said okay. When his parents came home he told them that I hit him and started crying. FML
Today, I babysat a 6-year-old boy for the first time. When I said it was his bedtime, he just screamed "Eat a dick!" at me. I was so shocked, all I could do was leave him be. When his parents returned, I had to make up an excuse for why he was still awake and watching TV, to save my pride. FML
Today, I was babysitting, and we were playing a game. Because he was little, I let him win all the games. He then turned to me and said, "You're really bad at this." I got very defensive and won the next game, and was actually proud that I beat a 3-year-old. FML
Today, I was babysitting. Being kind, I went to grab their mail, while their 4 year old ate lunch. He locked me out, wrecked the house, and let me in right when he saw their car two hours later. I didn't get paid. I paid them. FML
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Callyn 47
Did you explain to the parents what happened? If you did and they still refused to pay you they are total douchebags. Ask your parents to get involved and get you your money.
beckham2k2 3
Maybe it's an opportunity for u to drop ur babysitting career and become a Pokemon trainer
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Comments (104)
xKites 4
What can I say, Pokemon is not a joke.
ruthlessmofo 0
Good babysitters always let the kids when! Don't you know that?
TheyCallMeDamien 18
They have to pay you. Don't let that slide.
RubenTheGreek 8
Babysitter used beat down, it's super effective! Child used screech, it lowers parents's disposition sharply! Parents have magically leveled up, Parents are trying to learn double slap, will you overwrite a current move? Pay day has been overwriten for double slap.
dvi 1
Let the wookie win
TinyGiant 4
If you have any self respect or self worth at all you'll get your money, people posting before me have given you great advice on how to do so
damn_homie 2
You better go get your money!!
skyeyez9 25
Warn any potential babysitter what a douche that kid is, and that they may possibly not get paid.
gregkingsley 4
I bet u take the big piece of chicken and cheat in chutes and ladders to don't ya?
TacoBelle 8
Sorry that this happened to you, OP. This kid's parents are raising him to be an entitled moron who has a temper tantrum when things don't go his way. I have an eight year old and when he loses at games, he just shrugs it off. The fact that this kid is ten and reacts like this shows how he's being raised.