Today, I told my boyfriend of 2 years that I was pregnant. His response? "That's neat. But we can still have sex, right?" FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, when my boyfriend came home, I was crying and told him I was pregnant. His immediate response was, "Awesome! Pregnant girls are always horny and we won't need protection for the next few months!" FML
Today, I turned down my boyfriend's proposal because I'm pregnant and I told him I didn't want people thinking that's why we were getting married. He… did not react well. Yes, he knows that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend, his response was, "I'll start watching pregnant porn to build up an attraction to it." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, I found out I was pregnant. When I told my boyfriend that I couldn't believe this happened, he said, "I'm not going to lie, I didn't always pull out fast." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that the thought of having sex with a pregnant woman repulsed him. I'm pregnant. He's glad he got that off his chest FML
Today, I told my boyfriend I was pregnant. Instead of being happy, he freaked out, then told me I was trying to "trap" him. We've been together for 12 years, and trying for 3. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he thought about having kids and, without a pause, he went, “Ew, no thanks.” I’m pretty sure I’m six weeks pregnant so, yeah… FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
Alpacater 0
Maybe he was shocked and trying to be funny. If not, FYL.
darkmis1 18
10-the OP never said she didn't wanna be pregnant-that's not the FML(it's that her bf is more into sex than having a kid with her) OP-at least he didn't leave you. I know a lot of guys who would leave their gfs if that happened.
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Comments (61)
themaintroll 0
YDI for pirating movies online
skyttlz 32
the heck?
j50125 4
the heck?????
isuckok 11
wrong fml
Wankster 0
I would of said the same thing haha and this isn't really a FML
nypd613 0
that's neat?? does he even know what getting pregnant means? and I love his response "can we still have sex?" that made me lmao. if that's all he's concerned about, you may have a tiny little problem down the road, honey.
cocainewhore 30
I think it was more genuine curiosity on the boyfriends part. If my fiancé said this to me I would laugh it off.
geesquared 0
hes' definitely a keeper.
lolfest 0
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jma1123 0
I don't think he meant to be a prick, he's just horny and wants to make sure he doesn't have to give up sex for 9 months. Hahah .
3arl 0
I don't know what's worse him not caring about the baby or not knowing that it's perfectly safe to hve sex while pregnant because the wall blocks the baby
jbuckets_404 39
#22: The bf's now happy 'cuz he can go "bareback" for the next 7(?) months!
kelsmoor 0
wow your bf is way sensitive isnt he!
FoundManyLemons 0
Don't walk, but run down to the nearest abortion provider. And dump your boyfriend too. P.S. Use birth control! Seriously!
Madiluvscookies 0
That's nice. Kill a child. -_-
FirebirdF350 7
While I do not support abortion, it is not my place, nor yours, to criticize someone else for their opinion, that is a personal choice based off of your own religious and moral beliefs.
gurlsRpretty 0
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