Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Oklahoma City, United States
Priorities
Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
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MELKOZAR 27
Because everyone knows pizza is more important than health!
Cassandra2015 21
Your husband needs a reality check . He can stuff his face after he takes his wife to get looked at . Hope your okay .
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Comments (71)
thatbigboy1016 8
My dad died of a heart attack the day before this was posted
malachite1357 11
Sucks that he cares more about greasy, cheese-laden food than your well-being. Sorry he hasn't got his priorities straight. The big question is, how are you now? Hopefully you weren't posting that FML from a hospital bed
PlaidMexican 4
I'm genuinely concerned, was it a heart attack?
imbetterthenyou 2
I'm assuming you didn't die since you posted this ?
madragon 19
You probably over reacted
ilanie04 16
It's probably because you're eating to much junk food Get healthy
thathobothere 17
Get it together, lady! You should know not to bother people when they're waiting for pizza to arrive!
rinzlerkitty94 31
I think those are also symptoms of an anxiety attack, they're often mixed up by people that have never experienced either before. Neither is good, and it's always better to be safe rather than sorry.
fiddlercrab 13
Which costs less a pizza or an ambulance?
Brightside86 31
Doughs before hoes.