Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Oklahoma City, United States
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Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
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MELKOZAR 27
Because everyone knows pizza is more important than health!
Cassandra2015 21
Your husband needs a reality check . He can stuff his face after he takes his wife to get looked at . Hope your okay .
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failedgamer01 20
Well are you okay?
clarkson37 15
One hell of a husband you got there
sadprogrammer 4
but are you alright?!
Person_Z 9
Ah true love
jane35 13
It takes around 20 minutes for the pizza to get mad plus delivery
dubb420 15
my pizza gets angry within the first five minutes I get it.. then I finish it off
Laynee90 5
did you go to the hospital? is your health ok? did you spit in his pizza?
StunninW 11
Who doesn't love pizza but yea, this is a bit much. Hope all is well!
Sklinetobe88 11
Time to reevaluate the marriage...... Thats simply unacceptable
GAMERZxxHD 25
What a shame for your husband to that. Hopefully you either drove yourself (wouldn't recommend that but do what you gotta do.) or called yourself an ambulance. But whatever happened I hope everything turned out ok!
AphyTheBronette 15
Wow I think you and I might be married to the same ass hat... That's totally something I could see my own husband saying.