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Anonymous This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff Oklahoma City, United States

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Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML

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Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.

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MELKOZAR 27

Because everyone knows pizza is more important than health!

Cassandra2015 21

Your husband needs a reality check . He can stuff his face after he takes his wife to get looked at . Hope your okay .

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Razabin 15

Wow wow.. What if it's stuffed crust meat lovers! She's got to wait then.

Sheepalicious 20

And next time he needs to go to the ER you order a pizza and make him wait. :)

TheFuckIsReal 9

Damn, I think you found the perfect husband

jbtheone_fml 5

Sounds like your husband is use to you crying wolf. Lucky he hasn't divorced you yet

RammerJammer62 8

OP was probably overreacting big time. When reading these FML's, always remember whose point of view it belongs to. The truth is going to be stretched as much as possible to make sure people are on their side, because they want sympathy. That's all this app is.

imbedderdenu 23

Wow time to consider divorce unless you're a hypochondriac then I can't really blame him

limabeans101029 21

Even if she is a hypochondriac, he still should've reacted. How terrible would you feel if you ignored your loved one when they claimed to be having a heart attack, and then it turned out that they actually were having a heart attack? Not worth the risk in my opinion

magicmastar2 1

When my mother started going into labor she asked my dad to drive her to the hospital and he was like wait till I finish my sandwich till my grandpa started hitting and kicking him like take your wife to the hospital (I be fair to my dad I came 3 months early)

nialls_girl 13

Well as an Okie my self, the pizza will get there before the paramedics will. Plus, the closest hospital for me is like a mile a way.

ziggysmommy201 10

I'm an Okie, too. And I can say that this is 100% true. I also live about one mile from the nearest hospital.

maliadiva11 21

One word: DIVORCE

ducky45 20

Sucks, OP. Hope you're ok and it wasn't serious. Reminded me of the time I had stroke symptoms but my parents wouldn't take me to the hospital because they were waiting for this person to turn up so they could sell a phone.