Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Oklahoma City, United States
Priorities
Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
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MELKOZAR 27
Because everyone knows pizza is more important than health!
Cassandra2015 21
Your husband needs a reality check . He can stuff his face after he takes his wife to get looked at . Hope your okay .
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pizzafrommars 14
Gotta have priorities
kindasortayeah 25
"But babe, I literally JUST ordered the pizza".
sonasonic 34
Dough before hoes.
MELKOZAR 27
Because everyone knows pizza is more important than health!
iiTzNeeNerz 26
That man needs to re-evaluate his priorities.
TheCookieComet 23
Yeah! Divorce the wife, marry the pizza!
Iwannarock1 19
But did she die? No.
Shmatterhorn 38
I think hubby had his priorities in order. Pizza! Then comes the divorce papers from the recovering wife.
Aimeejasmine 15
Wow please none of you guys ever get married..
Vitotaylor36 13
Learn sarcasm 79
karcummings 19
Threaten to smash his pizza.
AlaskanChild 10
What is wrong with you
fuckedPriceless 17
that's just ****** up...
martin8337 36
Boooooooo!
j_cat187 20
Burn the witch!!
hambro 9
DONT. YOU. DARE
wheresmymary 22
He needs to check his priorities!
flyingmind_fml 17
well yeah he does y is it unliked ?!
Marcella1016 32
Because 5 basically repeated what 1 said. That's generally frowned upon here.
lolalove24_fml 14
and #3
PurpleMyth 28
He checked them #5. They seem to be in order
Cassandra2015 21
Your husband needs a reality check . He can stuff his face after he takes his wife to get looked at . Hope your okay .
stingray112 24
I would think she is since she never said anything actually happened to her.
K_kanaka 26
Remember everyone pizza first, significant other second.
whitetiger13131 26
Ahhhh men. They love their food. Apparently, sometimes more than their wives.
MyCommentsSuck 21
You're in the United States, he could have at least called an ambulance. the pizza would have gotten there first and then y'all could have had a fun ambulance ride together.
Purexinsanity 46
Pizza party with the EMTs!
hahahehehe 9
And were you having a heart attack? And if so, get well soon! :)
hockeygoalie13 15
Chances are that she wasn't having a heart attack. Chest pain and shortness of breath typically don't indicate a heart attack but rather a pulmonary embolism. 95% of patients I see in the ER who think they had a heart attack didn't actually have one.
juturnaamo 29
Of those 95%, how many had something that still needed addressing by a doctor?
xChaos 29
Out of the 95%, who had to wait thanks to pizza?
Marcella1016 32
Aren't pulmonary embolisms also life threatening?
Miss_Moody23 19
Very, #35. My brother just recently passed away on his wedding day in Canada, 3 days after arriving there because of a pulmonary embolism.
hockeygoalie13 15
Pulmonary embolisms are serious but it also depends a lot on the age/health of the patient. When I first started working in the emergency department I was pretty shocked by how few people who went there actually needed emergency treatment. It really comes down to people not being informed of what the true symptoms of serious medical problems are and more importantly what risk factors apply to them.
lilchica22001 22
#35 they are very serious. I've had 3 different pulmonary embolisms myself. Multiple bilateral (a lot of clots in both lungs) in Dec 2012, another one in Dec 2013 and my last one was May 2014 :( I'm only 26 and these things have ruined my life. But I'm lucky to be alive. I now suffer from asthma, pulmonary hypertension, fibromyalgia and an enlarged pulmonary artery. Her husband should have immediately taken her to the hospital or called 911. She very well could have died in that spot.
tiggerdoc 14
Yes as a 20yr on the job medic less than 1/2 of the people that call for as ambulance need one...but everyone is treated the same from the drug seeker wanting a fix to the governor...respect all