Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff
Oklahoma City, United States
Priorities
Today, I started having chest pains and shortness of breath. I thought I was having a heart attack and I asked my husband to take me to the hospital. He told me to wait because he'd just ordered a pizza. FML
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MELKOZAR 27
Because everyone knows pizza is more important than health!
Cassandra2015 21
Your husband needs a reality check . He can stuff his face after he takes his wife to get looked at . Hope your okay .
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mexican_music 13
This man has his priorities straight
tzemmy 25
I hope you're okay op! Did you end up getting to the hospital anyways?
MDoremis 38
First: I hope you're alright, heart problems are a really scary thing. Second: If you thought you were having a heart attack why wouldn't you automatically call the paramedics? I would personally rather have someone with me that knows what to do if the symptoms got worse rather than relying on being able to get myself, even with someone else driving, to the hospital in enough time.
piedpiper303 29
In my situation where I live, driving (or having someone drive you) to the hospital is quicker than calling an ambulance. For OP, it may be the same. In life or death situations, quicker is better.
crazytwinsmom 25
In California, you are seen quicker at the hospital if you came via ambulance.
wakemeupplease 21
Look at the bright side you're still alive and he didn't miss the pizza :D
MattStro 23
Looks like you should probably order a new husband
PurpleMyth 28
If he eats enough, you can both have a cute couples double heart attack!
FrontRowSquad 8
"But it has a cheese stuffed crust!"
MechanicKayla 18
Boo!! Have it Delivered to the hospital! ?
crazytwinsmom 25
I delivered pizza to a woman who had just had a baby at the hospital.
writerchic85 26
Are you ok? This deserves an update.
electraheart 9
Hope you're okay now OP!