Today, whilst I was in a corner deli getting snacks, my girlfriend thought it would be funny to drive the car 50 metres down the street so that I would be confused when I came out... She was picked up by a cop driving without her license and now my car is impounded for 28 days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went for a drive to clear my head of relationship issues. That night, I got pulled over. Lost the car and my license. I texted my girlfriend, saying I was sorry; she left. Lost her too. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the airtag I'd stuck under her car. The police were called and she kicked me out of her apartment. FML
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I was learning to drive a stick when a cop decided to pull me over just to laugh at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
Today, while my mom was out, I took the car out to CVS to get some food, even though I'm not legally allowed to drive. As soon as I got back in the car, my mom pulled up 2 parking spaces away from me. She didn't notice me bend down to hide... until I accidentally hit the horn in the process. FML
Today, I was driving to the DMV to take a test, after getting some points removed from my license. On the way there, I got a speeding ticket and got my license suspended completely. FML
Today, I was arrested by the police for sitting in what they thought was a stolen vehicle. After being slammed into the back of a squad car at gunpoint, they realized the car was actually recovered a week ago. FML
Today, my friend borrowed my car and decided to get pulled over after a high speed chase. My car got towed in a town over 100 miles away. Choose your friends wisely. FML
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Top comments
MiddleChild08 0
YDI for having an immature girlfriend. Tell the cops she stole it, get your car back, and dump her.
0515_dw_090084 0
If she has a car you should ask her it you can borrow it then park it not far from were you live in a no parking zone. LOL.
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Comments (99)
Switch85 0
So take her car.
akiro525 3
you better demand sexual favors
brokenboxofammo 0
They IMPOUND your car for driving without a license? Geez, that's oppressive. In the states they only fine you.
basketballbrian 0
i hate dick heads who use "whilst"...shut up
JazzProphet 0
@ #38: Dude, he's Australian. They use language there that you would even think of using in America.
fringle 0
what's with everyone saying whilst it's while! get over it!
Intoxicunt 6
This.
kevinhoeffer 0
This sounds like a fake. If a cop pulls you over in Australia and you don't have your license, they check your name and unless your license has been suspended or is a learner permit, all they do is give you a warning and you have 30 days to show up at a cop shop with your license to prove you have one and nothing further becomes of it (had this happen once when I left my wallet at work) . At no time will the cops impound your car for something as trivial as this, unless the car was severely unroadworthy (In which you're an idiot for driving an unsafe car).
Nakedsquirrel 5
WHOA INTOXICUNT RESPONDED TO MY POST LETS GET ANOTHER TWENTY COMMENTS UNNER THIS SHIT READY GO
trojan124 0
... and the cop didn't check the registration?