Today, my friend made the effort to draw a penis on every page in my analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was looking over the schedule for errors and circled a group of mistakes before handing it to my manager. When she handed it back to me, she gave me a weird look and I immediately noticed that the group of numbers I had circled formed a giant penis shape on the paper. FML
Today, I asked my friend to hand in my homework for me since I have tonsillitis. She thought it would be funny to draw a big heart on it with my teacher's name inside, which she then handed in. FML
Today, I had to do a still life of a pillowcase for my drawing class. To make up for bad grades I've gotten before, I followed my professor's directions to a T. He took 19 points off because I drew the background when no one else did. We have to do it for every piece. FML
Today, my little brother went through all the artistic anatomy reference books and colored in all the nipples and penises with a bright pink sharpie. These books were from the library. FML
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
Today, I was doodling randomly during a meeting at work, and I noticed my drawing was beginning to look a bit like a penis. A coworker was eyeing it so I tried to make it something else by adding... oh good, now it's a penis and balls. FML
Today, I wanted to work out the volume of my penis and did so on the first piece of paper I could find on my desk. After I finished the calculations I realized that the other side of the paper was in fact my school report. It's the only copy I have. FML
Today, I collected my students' notes in class to check them. One girl, who is always drawing weird anime crap in her sketchbook, turned in just one piece of paper that read, "FUCK YOUR CLASS." FML
Today, I was in class just taking notes and minding my own business. The teacher has already called my parents twice complaining about me. As we are taking 3 pages of notes she grabs mine and rips them up, saying that she is sick and tired of me drawing. I was drawing the graphs on the board. FML
Today, I got back my math test. Instead of taking the time to mark the mistakes, my professor just circled the bottom half of the page and wrote "OMG." FML
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Top comments
mario2012 18
Your friend is a dick.
kait11 16
I... Would draw a penis on their forehead in their sleep.
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Caltech 12
Every PAGE？？Thats funny
katejones 8
Scan the pages with some white paper over the "artwork". Less work and better results than whiteout. Fyl
avapaige1234 19
Make him fall in a deep sleep and tattoo a dick on his forehead.
sacmaster 11
Analysis is a great class, but the textbooks for it are sometimes absolute shit. I would love to draw a penis on the forehead of the author of my textbook, but he's the chair of the mathematics department in my school :( At any rate, hopefully you can just lay blame on the previous holder, or try and whiteout all of the dicks (which would be such a bitch). My personal favorite would be to sacktap your friend everyday for the rest of life.
Kennuckle_fml 6
My friends would do that... Well so would I :-P
ZWN99 5
he's not your friend if he does stupid asshole shit like that get a new one or switch each others books and get back at him
Estuansis 8
Ummm destroying your possessions doesn't seem like much of a friend... To me that would signal a lack of respect and possibly deserving of a punch in the mouth.
fantasyworld 39
Why do boys draw penises on everything?
headlock911 17
"Friend"
fredyjabe_fml 15
I would draw a penis on their forehead every night for the rest of their lives.