Zippermania9
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Praise the Lord
Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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mynameislexxi 0
bwahahaaaaa!
NEStendo 0
I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.
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FalsePretense 0
Jesus can go **** himself
alizax3 0
o.o
justsayfuck 5
You don't honestly think that, might he have ever lived, he has never done that in his life. Right?
happyk 0
That's awkward.
alizax3 0
even fyl and ydi numbers ..(:
Mauskau 36
ydi for going to church
Mpsteve13 7
**** you too ugly ass bitch
bh0p 0
I have fallen asleep in 5 different churches and that has NEVER happened! what the heck kind of creepy church you go to? 0.0
violindreamer11 4
I'm from Oregon. I didn't know we had the lowest believers. oh and ydi for falling asleep.
Nomazlab 0
They also think that a big invisible wizard in the sky created the universe in the snap of his fingers so, what did you expect?
maeannie 0
so do you look like a tennis ball?how about comenting on his !!!!'.
maeannie 0
I am sorry for the comment. I wrote on the wrong FML!!!!
monkeykiller77 0
why is this an FML?
underyourbreath 8
You may want to switch churches if the rest of your congregation is that crazy..