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Praise the Lord

Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.

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it's better than being yelled at like me...

Your theology is screwy. Grace is a free gift. You don't owe someone after they give you a gift. That's kinda the point... -.-

I wonder what would happen if someone had a seizure...

they would most definitely "be having a spiritual moment" in heaven

been there done that got the t-shirt

JokeMeister 0

Sleep at home. Falling asleep is the ultimate disrespect.

Hahahaha that's hilarious

this made me lol, literally. hahahahhaha

hahah this totally just made my dayy(:

ydi for going to church

dude, that's freaking hilarious!