Zippermania9
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Praise the Lord
Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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mynameislexxi 0
bwahahaaaaa!
NEStendo 0
I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.
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rileykins 0
i bet you're a sleep talker.
omnomnom91 0
And that tells you everything you need to know about how rediculous religion has gotten
PlutoSA 0
If there's someone there that was really giving you a hard time recently, you should have pointed directly at them and pityingly said "Your time is numbered...." and then 'fainted'.
ucofresh 4
YDI for going to that nonsense!
mkav06 0
i knew there were boring sermons, just dodle on the bulltin to kill time instead of sleeping.
TReNT19 0
haha I do this allll the time in church!
yourbarbiiedoll 0
rmfaaaaaaoooooo
DMinimo 0
AHAHAHAHAHA
shadowrobot 2
if you are tired next time don't go
PhillyFox 0
Whatever you say, Homer Simpson.