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This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
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Praise the Lord
Today, I found out that if you fall asleep in church, people will think you're having a spiritual moment, and you'll wake up to ten people praying for you. FML
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mynameislexxi 0
bwahahaaaaa!
NEStendo 0
I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.
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mynameislexxi 0
bwahahaaaaa!
beepelati 5
that is HILARIOUS ! seriously??
ninba20 0
lmao... ydi don't fall asleep next time and pay attention lol
BrutalFbomb 5
lmao!! that would make me piss my pants! good thing I'm Jewish so instead it would happen in a synagouge
satanic_fml 13
dont go to church YDI
toothache 0
hahaha I don't blame you for falling alseep
satanic_fml 13
YDI for going to church
the_sodomizer 0
??? when I used to go to church I fell asleep everytime and never had anything like that happen to me
susieKiute 0
lmao! Ive actually seen this happened to people I know!!!! hahahaha!!!!
lucious_mama 0
I'd have stood up and started speaking in tounges.... sheer bliss of sh* ts & giggles
DontHate31 0
whoa 31 u read that too? I hate that one
TheOptimist 0
If this started happening to me, I would pretend to be a messanger from god, and have the people of the church perform tasks that I assign to them. When they find out that I have been tricking them, I will say "Shut the **** up and go complain about it on FML so I can type a comment that says, YDI for being stupid and gullible."
nateb1tch 1
psh! religion in oregon? we have the lowest "believers" per capita in the us
mells105 0
ohh way to burn -high fives-
mells105 0
I fall asleep at church all the time!! that hasn't happened before tho o.o maybe because my head always bobs back and forth like when you're asleep and I always lean on someones shoulder so I guess people know I'm sleeping lollll and Jesus FTW he's muh home boy word
JohnGraveline 0
Yeah Oregon!!!! Haleuelah!!
BlaqMetal13 0
That's what the back tows are for. You can sleep all you want if they cant see you
JGood09 0
omg I used to fall asleep in church all the time haha
cblakebrown 0
28 then you've never been in a Pentecostal church
PhillyFox 0
I didn't know it was possible to fall asleep at a Pentecostal church. OP, you must be able to sleep through the end of the world itself.
LolAtYourFail 12
ydi 110% for believing in god
marinus_fml 20
wise words 109.
marinus_fml 20
:))
alizax3 0
that's beyond halarious !!:D
twinny_sc 13
Hahaha I have never laughed so hard at a FML. Instant favorite :D
atomicwedgie4u 0
it's even better if you talk in your sleep.
MaxFishr 0
Isnt that what happens?
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
53: That may just mean there's a lack of moderation among the few religious groups that do exist. Low exposure can breed extremism, IME.
ann3so 0
you still have some
ann3so 0
(I was answering to 53)
SettoFail 9
LMFAI this just ******* made my day especially because I don't beleive in god,
ClumsyyGymnastt 0
not an FML?
tallyhallrulz817 0
hahahahhahHahahHhahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
anonnymouse1812 7
It actually is
gabbielove 0
WTF?! creepy...
Nick93 0
lol why the FML? that's awesome!!! :)
MnBran6 0
Yeah...people sleep when bored. So creepy
sasonzal 4
church is seriously scary as a mothfucka,you got this shit with the tunges somtimes peopole start screaming,that's why I'm always telling my mom I'm going to the bathroom and sitting outside
jknorr34 4
haha at least u have ppl praying for you...
ymmot_45 0
I love when that happens
EROD78 0
lmao ydi! but that is funny!
danieltheman 0
lmfao very good and funny fml. original :)
kile88 2
classic :)
G33K4ever 0
hella funny. and if ur good you can even make it look convincing enough. lol
Russian_Roulette 0
haha WTF??
BallinJ 0
church sucks
NEStendo 0
I can say from experience that this is a true story. Until they realize you were sleeping the whole time, and then give you angry looks every Sunday afterwards.
lindsaymccue 0
I fell asleep during church and nobody prayed for me. The only person that noticed was some old lady and she woke me up by throwing candy at my head.
PYLrulz 17
hey, don't complain, free candy!
Shmeagle 0
Should've looked her in the eye and screamed "NOMNOMNOMNOM" and eaten it.
TheNewGuy03 29
yo, i crash harder than a test dummy in church. |the kid|