Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I received an unexpected package from my mother. It contained my cat's ashes. Apparently he died 3 weeks ago and she thought this was the best way to tell me. FML
Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML
Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML
Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML
Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML
Today, my 21-year-old cat, who has learned when I go to bed and waits in my bedroom for me every night, was waiting for me as usual last night. She got on top of me and I fell asleep pretty fast. When I woke up, she was still there, so I decided to wait until she moved. It took me an hour to realize she'd died. FML
Today, I've been trying to adopt a cat with little success since my last one died. My other cat, who had grown attached to him when she realized he was dying, has been lazier and more prone to seeking attention than before since he passed away. I now know cats can suffer from depression. I feel bad now. FML
Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML
Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML
Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
myname_fml 0
Your mom is crazy. SRSLY.
0___0 9
Ewww. I remember moderating this one, I pressed yes to see what people would comment. Lol, that's soooo creepy.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (159)
crazyhobo 0
that's a sign to move out if you can.
Raven_fml 0
This is why people think cat owners are psychotic.
carrinxxc 0
This is sad. Maybe she was crazy, but i'm sure she loved the thing. No wonder she kept it.
Superman8_fml 0
that's pretty sick chubs
shantoyamuchluv 0
Dude your mom needs some sort of psychiatric help...seriously look into that shit
clappers 0
MENTAL INSTITUTION OR PERHAPS A PSYCH WARD!
cea2010 0
that made me laugh so hard.
LawlRocker 0
Duuuude....I take it she's going to be that 80 yr-old-woman who lives in an old house with like four cats...and if one of them goes missing calls nine one one. CRASSY CAT LADY!
ughfthis 0
your life is indeed ******.
inktree 0
haha, #72, you're awesome.