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This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Poopy
Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML
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mosquito19 14
your standard for boyfriend is way too low
llAllStarll 0
that's kinda shitty of him
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Comments (69)
Flipflops4ever 0
Aha, u can bring ur bf to the house of that girl who posted her dad showed her bf how to use toilet paper, & she is from England so it won't b a problem
Wolfpackcg_98 0
Um....go buy some yourself?
louie111887 0
why does your bf not want to buy TP? and using newspaper instead sounds rough. your bf is just weird, I'm sorry OP. that's just down right
louie111887 0
disgusting
valalvax 13
I voted ydi, because you should have dumped him the FIRST time he made you use newspaper, not come around to see he's using the same paper
SLP9008 0
agreed.
C_A_M_E_R_O_N 0
fake fml
DocBastard 40
I have no doubt that you enjoy sensually tickling your anus with a corn cob, but why would you feel the need to tell us about it? Please keep your perversions private. Or PM KingDingALing or one of the mods - they like that kind of twisted shit.
macho4819 0
lmao ouch... dats not very nice
rachii 0
More than likely true though. I'd believe it after the stuff I've read from them.
FerrariCake 2
You should buy him a subscription to the newspaper so that he can have fresh newspaper delivered every morning.
grtfuldeadlovr 27
time for a cleaner bf I smell an upgrade some one who buts their own tp
PurpleWaffles 2
Dump his ass.
fiveonefiveoh 0
yeah. toilet paper is definitely an issue that should make or break a relationship. it's like.. he cheated on her! it's like, he doesn't treat her right! it's like he never makes her smile. toilet paper.. that's a serious issue.
sourgirl101 29
Gross/lazy/cheap/crazy/nasty The signs are in black and white. Read them!