pandaface
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Poopy
Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML
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mosquito19 14
your standard for boyfriend is way too low
llAllStarll 0
that's kinda shitty of him
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wolfbadger 2
and you're still going out with him? YDI!
jolieblonde_fml 0
this is just really, really disgusting. gross.
sircyrelle 0
What the ****?
ohdarlindearest 0
I refuse to believe this. using newspaper would probably give you a nasty cut there.
LilaBear 2
... no it wouldn't. In fact I'd say newspaper is the sort of paper least likely to deliver a papercut.
FTW56 0
newspaper is the best!
underguarded 20
Get a new boyfriend . If he's that lazy when wiping his ass , I can only imagine what else he's lazy at.
screamo_neve 12
Why is he refusing to use toilet paper? Either way, he's using trees... If that has anything to do with it.
kritz0 10
He isn't refusing to use it. Dumbass.
viaMannequin 1
Have to save that money somehow.
2sad2bad 2
Why are you still describing this looser as "my boyfriend"?
LilEinstein 0
*GASP* I dont ******* care!! how is this bad on YOU anyway? it's HIS crack.