pandaface
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United Kingdom
Poopy
Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML
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mosquito19 14
your standard for boyfriend is way too low
llAllStarll 0
that's kinda shitty of him
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meeba 2
rub it in his face to give him pink eye =)
TripOnShoelaces 0
Win. Or tell him to use his pillowcases. That'll teach him.
lil_lala209 5
that's just lazy on both your parts... if you need toilet paper, then BUY IT!!!
CallMeHush 1
At least he isn't reusing a rag. If you brought him the Sunday paper he will be able to hold out a long time. Did he nail it to the back of the door like in an outhouse?
Lufferkinz 0
This is why I always keep a sealed plastic baggie with toilet paper in inside the tank of the toilet. I have the kind of toilet that doesn't affect whatever's in there though.
all4pooh 4
And may I ask what he's doing with the newspaper?
MrsFry 0
lol I actually just pictured one of those "man seeking man" classified Ads printed in a pair underwear ahahahahaha
Sirin_fml 47
You will be, if the punchline's what I think it is.
WhiteZoneRedZone 6
What is black and white and brown all over?
Sirin_fml 47
You will be, if the punchline is what I think it is.
damnsparky 3
it's better then wiping with dead leaves
jewels1877 0
Buy him some tp for his bunghole.
mumbleandnappy 0
Gross and unsanitary! Lol