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pandaface This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United Kingdom

Poopy

Today, to wipe his crack, my boyfriend is still using a newspaper that I left there when he first started refusing to buy toilet paper. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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your standard for boyfriend is way too low

that's kinda shitty of him

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If it's such a problem, then why are you still calling him your boyfriend? It's only your problem if you MAKE it your problem. *eyeroll*

Nut job watch out for tin foil hats

That's disgusting. I hope that grot of yours is using a bidet or washing afterwards. Get a new boyfriend. YDI

breakup time

that is soo scummy yuck dump his unhygienic ass

And long ago was that?

SkyGuy32 17

Message me "6/22/13" when you see this. I want to see how long it will have taken.

He's a well read keeper!

And this man-child/animal is still your boyfriend why?