Today, I went to a restaurant with some friends. I noticed a very cute waitress about my age, so I walked over to her and asked if she had a boyfriend. The extremely fit, attractive waiter standing next to her immediately turned, held out his hand and goes, "Yeah. Meet me." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML
Today, I was eating at Steak N' Shake. I noticed that the cute waitress was checking me out. When I was done with my meal she wrote her number on the ticket. So, as I was walking out the door, I turned around to wave at her, and walked into a metal bar next to the door. FML
Today, I was at lunch with my girlfriend. The waitress came up and asked for her number, then asked if she had a significant other. I laughed as my girlfriend gave the waitress her number. They're going on a date, tonight. FML
Today, I was at a club with a friend. A cute guy kept smiling and looking over at me. He left his seat and went to the bar and brought back two drinks. He waved me over and then said, "Can you tell your hot friend that I bought her a drink?" FML
Today, I took my girlfriend out to eat at a diner where my friend works. My friend was our waiter but too busy to talk much. He texted me after we'd left to tell me that my girlfriend had slipped him her number. FML
Today, I finally turned 21, so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I ordered a drink. She replied, "No problem, kiddo." FML
Today, I had dinner at a local fast-food joint. There's an employee there that I usually talk to and flirt with, so I thought maybe it was time to ask for her number. After a small conversation and almost getting to the point, she told me, "I'm 17." I'm 23. FML
Today, I was having lunch at a cafe. There was an attractive guy looking at me from another table. I smiled back and gave a little wink. A minute later he approached me. I introduced myself and asked if he wanted my number. He said, "Um, no but what are you eating? It looks really good" FML
Today, I thought I'd finally make a step towards getting over my ex-fiancé by flirting with a cute waiter. I left him a note on the bill. He comes back, says "which one of you is [name]?" and leans down close to me to say, "Thanks for your note, but your card was declined." FML
Today, my best friend set me up on a blind date with someone he said was very hot. I'm not exactly what you call fit, so I haven't been dating lately. As soon as I got to the restaurant, I spotted the girl. She looked me up and down, said, "You have GOT to be kidding me" and left. FML
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Slide_fml 0
now, I found that entertaining because she's probably not dating the waiter, and he just saved her from being harassed by some random customer.
null_fml 11
Mildly embarrassing, but it's not like anything bad, really came of it. If it did, you'd have told us.
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Comments (62)
tgd4444 9
YDI for being homosexual - calling a guy attractive.
godyourethick 0
How is this an FML? It's not like he hit you or something, and it sounds like you were both pretty decent about t he whole thing.
kukopia 0
Agree. Another post that cries out for a MEH button on FML
epicwinmaster 0
he probably wasnt her real boyfriend. he was just trying to make you go away to help her out. and thats how you start a conversation? "hi. do you have a boyfriend?" DUMBASS!
lolwatlol 0
so?
Jotham 0
Meet him. :)
wow18 3
Seriously don't ever ask a girl if she has a bf as a, "pick line" or just a conversation starter. Just ask for her name instead or just pull out a funny joke or something, anything but asking her if she has a bf or asking for her phone number before even knowing her name.
AndelleRae 9
Not an FML. If you think this makes your life ******, I shudder to think how spoiled you've been in your life. Rejection happens. Learn that, and you'll be okay.
aback 5
Should have asked him if they were into threesomes.
whoredior 0
Probably not even her actual boyfriend either, just a guy she works with being nice and protecting her from creeps like you.
Pointy130 0
This is the point where you shake his hand vigorously and say "Good for you, she's a keeper."