Today, the guy that I like took me on to the Cavaliers game. At the game, on the jumbotron they do a thing where they show couples and have them kiss, the camera goes on to us and as I go into kiss him, he turns and says, "Not in this lifetime". The entire stadium got to see me get rejected. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
Today, I went to a Dodger game with my crush. Between innings, the "Kiss cam" came up on the big screen. The camera happened to land on us, and when my crush saw us on the screen, he leaned away from me and buried his face in his hands. Everyone saw, and sympathetically said "Awww." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I got put on the Kiss cam at a baseball game. Instead of kissing me, he grabbed my boobs and got the biggest round of applause I have heard in my life. FML
Today, I went to a baseball game with my wife. During intermission, the kiss cam chose my wife and me. So, what do you expect, I kissed her, but she decided to slap me and pretend she didn't know me. FML
Today, I went to a football game. During a time out, my face appeared on the Jumbotron during the Kiss Cam segment. I was sitting next to my mother. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me in the parking lot right before a baseball game, then convinced me to still go to the game in tears. After the game, we were walking back to the car and he goes, "So, how about some break up lovin'?" FML
Today, my crush took me out to lunch. When the waiter came for our orders he ordered onoin rings and looks at me and says, "I won't be kissing anyone tonight anyways." FML
Today, I finally managed to kiss the guy of my dreams. We pulled away and looked into each other's eyes, and he softly said, "You know I'm dating another girl right now, right?" FML
Today, despite knowing that I hate being the center of attention (and think that public proposals are stupid anyway), my boyfriend popped the question at a crowded hockey game. I threw up all over him, with thousands of people watching. FML
Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML
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Serial 2
the crowd should of started the "asshole" chant
rortiz 0
Next time he asks you to go somewhere or do something tell him - "not in this lifetime"
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Comments (273)
Luvin_life_17 0
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billybob171717 0
wave!
Z03 0
That would've been hilarious to watch! The guy was a jerk though.
Luunatic 13
haha agree with 2.
FMyProfile 1
To everyone saying 'why would he take her to the game if he didn't feel that way about her?' it is possible for men and women to be just friends, which is obviously the case here. Has anyone considered that maybe this guy has a girlfriend and didn't want to be seen on the jumbotron or possibly even TV kissing another girl? OP you deserve it for not telling your friend how you feel sooner and instead trying to take advantage of a situation where he's practically cornered into reciprocating. Kudos to him for standing his ground.
fefebot 0
Burrrrnnnnn, though he is kinda an ass for doing that. Yeah he should've been more upfront like no it wasn't a date but guys are like that
missIrene 6
why did he even take u if he felt that strongly about the situation?
raisin31408 0
go cavaliers!!!! :D
ceinaworus 0
it's only because your a hideous witch.
lifecontroller 2
Dont do that. It offends us