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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via a sign he made in front of my Minecraft house. FML
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justkeez 11
Send the creepers to his house.
ballettillidie 8
Well just make a giant penis in front of his house, that way everyone will know how much of a dick he really is!!
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Comments (124)
skyturtle 9
Spawn creepers in his house.
weedandfood 8
Smoke sum bud that always makes me feel better man
worldclassrager 41
Well that's one way to end the relationship...
nolanj21 6
I agree with dinonick. I would if me and my minecraft played together
JustMyLuck247 5
Honestly, I was just playing minecraft. And a minecraft proposal on a huge server would be adorable. But I'm really really sorry about the breakup. :( put a sign up saying something about him.
Dave_Davington 34
Gotta give him props for creativity, though.
freesafety22 5
Did the sign at least look good?
dutch_girl13 20
Not to sound insensitive but he just gave you some resources!!!! Now because he was so childish you should go steal all the resources from his Minecraft house! Muhahahahaha :P
WhatsOpTic 11
Spell out f**k you with TNT in his house with redstone leading to a pressure plate inside his house
NavitasNexus 3
....as soon as he saw the TNT sign I'm sure he would go pressing all the pressure plates he didn't put down! Set a pressure to be triggered as he entered with a timer to give him enough time to read it, then boom baby!
Moonlessnite 5
Are you 12? I assume that's the maturity level of you and your bf if you're still playing Minecraft.
dovehigh 15
You don't have to be 12 to play. Plenty of people much older than that play, they just play a different way than the stereotype you are basing your comment off of.
NavitasNexus 3
Bitch please, I'm 20, I have a Cert I, II, III, and IV in Mechanical Engineering; Fitting and Turning, a Cert IV in Mechanical Engineering; Fitting and Maintaining, I'm a soldier in the Australian Army with no debt to my name and I play a lot of Minecraft!