Today, I was separating my notes into two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out. I finished separating, picked up the junk pile, and absentmindedly shredded it. Afterwards, I looked down to see the junk pile still completely intact. Goodbye, passing grades. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after finishing a three-page essay for my spanish class, I went to rip up my brainstorming paper in an act of triumph. After I finished ripping it up, I looked on my desk to see my brainstorming paper fully intact, and my essay torn into bits. FML
Today, my mother decided to "help me" by throwing out the stack of papers on my desk. Unfortunately, those were all my notes for my final exams. FML
Today, I found out that my entire class, me included, has to rewrite the painfully difficult midterm we wrote last week. All this because the Professor left the exams strewn across her desk. The cleaners thought it was trash and disposed of them. FML
Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she'd seen my financial calculator on my way out to an exam. She told me she'd tossed it in the donation pile that she'd taken to the Salvation Army this morning because it was "clutter." I needed it to take an exam required to pass the class, to graduate next month. The only place to buy a replacement was closed. FML
Today, I checked over my notes from yesterday's midterm review so I could study for the test on Monday. It seems I was so exhausted, I'd done nothing but scribble unintelligibly all over the first page. FML
Today, after weeks of intense studying with the intent of pulling my grades up, I saw that in fact, they've all gone down. FML
Today, I went to drop the garbage in the compactor as I left to do some shopping. I quickly put my handbag down on the side, threw the 'garbage' in the machine, watched it do its thing, and then turned round to find... the bag of garbage on the side. FML
Today, I put all my clothes into two piles. One pile had clothes I usually wear, the other clothes I wanted to donate. When I was done, I put the piles into two jumbo trash bags. I came back a bit later and they both were gone. My mom donated both bags. I have no clothes. FML
Today, I took my binder on a short road trip two hours away from my home, so that I could study for my upcoming finals. When I got home, I realized I that had left my binder all the way there, containing my notes, classwork, homework, finals notes, etc. FML
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WingsFan80 4
That will teach you to look first
143dav 8
Because of my constant OCD attacks and hope of passing, I always make sure to double check when I shred my paper.. I hope you can get them from someone else. Good luck on those exam.
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Comments (49)
Iknoweverything 29
Shredding notes makes no sense to me... but then again, I prefer to have a bonfire with everything after the semester is over to celebrate. Way more cleansing than a shredder.
charvisioku 22
I suppose you could be fatigued from studying so much, in which case mistakes are easily made... but even if that's the case you should have double- or even triple-checked before you shredded anything. God knows why you were shredding them anyway, it's not like someone would go through your bin and copy your useless notes anyway...
Needafarm 22
I don't understand why you would shred them, unless you were perhaps running low on composting material or packaging peanuts.
YoMyselfandMoi 8
Should have waited and thrown out the in-wanted stuff AFTER the exam
TJ1991 3
I hate these FMLs, just look at whatever it is you're about to destroy/throw away/sell etc once more as a last check, is it really THAT difficult?
LetsBeRealistic 3
Lets be realistic. Now you know you shouldnt shred anything that could possibly be related to school until that class is over with
linnie_wesker 20
Sorry but YDI. Being organized is obviously a good idea but you should always keep all of your notes until you're done with whatever class they're for.
silverflame1 6
From the line "...two piles: one to save for exam studying and one to throw out", I could tell what was going to happen...
luhar 7
Anyone seen Argo?
manaallovesfmls 19
I feel bad for you.