Today, I was really depressed so I talked on the phone with my best friend. She was telling me how a guy she really liked complimented her. I told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment. After a long silence she says, "You're really good with computers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had a long, meaningful telephone conversation. After hanging up, I realized I hadn't had such a great conversation in a long time. Who was it with? The Dell Customer Support guy. FML
Today, my girlfriend was upset, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her how much I love her and how beautiful she is. After a minute, her face started to light up. I thought it had worked until I realized that she was being cheered up by the friends she was talking to online. FML
Today, I was snuggling in bed with my girlfriend. She was depressed, so I complimented her strong legs, saying they were "like a horse." I spent the next hour and a half trying to stop her crying. FML
Today, my friend needed to talk out bad feelings. Then she urged me to open up as well. I hate doing it, but it only seemed fair, so I confessed my deep insecurities. Not only did she agree with everything, but she also helpfully added that I'm boring, have no life, and all my dreams are unattainable. FML
Today, I was talking to a female friend online. She was typing out a story bit by bit about how awful she was feeling after being teased. I was responding with, "So, so true" but because of my slow typing it appeared after she wrote, "Doesn't help being fat." FML
Today, my best friend told me that she is only my friend because she is prettier than me and being my friend boost her confidence. FML
Today, after feeling like I've been sucking as a friend and contacting a friend who has called me their best friend, but doesn't talk to me much, we grabbed a coffee. The whole time I was trying to have a conversation, she was on her phone. FML
Today, I realized the only reason my phone ever rings is because someone needs help with their computer. FML
Today, I sent out a text saying "Smile! You're beautiful and don't let anyone tell you otherwise." to most of my contacts. I got one reply, from my best friend, saying, "Are you fucking stupid?" FML
Today, my best friend told me I'm the friend who no one really likes. This was after I had bought her lunch, ice cream, and a ticket to a movie we were going to see that day. FML
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s_p_a_r_k 0
YDI for fishing for compliments
tkarin 0
I'd love to be told I was good with computers.
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Comments (78)
SouthernPride410 0
I had a friend like this. I could get laid three times in one day, and if I tell her about it she says 'ok', tells me everything that's good in her life, then asks me if I'm suicidal again. I would politely tell her that you don't want to be friends anymore. or very impolitely tell her that you got dick and she can go die in a hole.
fuckinggreat 0
at least you got a ******* compliment *_'
lolmaster7654321 4
wait..."i told her it was be nice to get at least one compliment?"
juicycutora 0
Well it's a compliment
reader313 0
Wow....this is literally my life...as long as the person that's writing it is a boy :)
tootsie68 22
Sometimes, people don't know what to say. She's your best friend for a reason obviously!!
banemask 14
Lolol fyl
marleybree 12
It was be nice?
marleybree 12
Your grammar was be not good
733yoda_fml 19
People tell me I'm good with computers all the time. I do software