Today, I got pulled over for a busted tail light. The officer gave me a warning and told me to fix it. Ten minutes later I was pulled over again for the same busted tail light by the same cop. This time he wrote me a ticket. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over and given a ticket for a broken tail light. On the way to the mechanic. To get my tail light fixed. FML
Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML
Today, I drove to my cousin's house so he could help me fix my broken tail light. On the way there, I got pulled over for having a broken tail light. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, a state trooper ticketed me after learning I was ticketed for the same offense an hour earlier, namely driving with a broken headlight. The good news is that both tickets will be dismissed if I go to court. The bad news is that I'd have to go to different courthouses at the same time of day. FML
Today, I was pulled over by a cop and was fined $210 for making an illegal u-turn. When the cop finished writing my ticket and hopped in his car, he made the same u-turn. FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I saw a cop come up behind me. Nervous about my expired license, I kept checking in my rear view mirror. In turn since I wasn't paying attention, I ran a stop sign. Needless to say the cop pulled me over and gave me 2 tickets. FML
Today, I got a speeding ticket. I wrote a check, and on the way to deposit my fine, I got another one. I put both fines in a box down town, and I turned around to see a cop putting a parking ticket under my wind-shield wiper. FML
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Top comments
Grimmerie 31
How dare you not fix it in those ten minutes? That's painfully irresponsible of you.
gamercanadian 11
*** da police, sorry I had to say that but Fyl too OP
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Comments (184)
GovernorGeneral 8
The car was following you.... Either that or answer how did he catch you twice?
perdix 31
You had ten whole minutes. He probably decided that the ******** you gave him to get out of the ticket really wasn't very good.
perdix 31
First, we don't know the OP is a girl. Regardless, the OP had 10 minutes to do something with the load. No one keeps it in their mouth for that long.
thenoobftw 3
He has multiple personality disorder. One is a good cop and the other is a bad cop.
girl112891 7
That explains it!
jroxursox1 10
So wait.... Do all cops have this tragic disorder?? Lol.
CrysisAverted 5
It must be Jim Carrey
jerseyboy732 16
Bad cop, no donut
astralvagan 20
Excuse me sir, your eyes are red..... Have you been drinking? No officer, but your eyes are glazed, have you been eating doughnuts?
kickuwithmyfist 1
..he did give you ten mins..
LibraLove 0
Dude..Seriously!?
rememberPOGS 2
Short term memory loss. Sorry OP...
bobbycorwen 5
If you were performing routine maintenance on your car, the busted tail light wouldn't be a problem.
Invalid_user_nam 0
Yeah, cause you do. Other then P.M.C.S. in the military, I doubt that anyone does.
TheDrifter 24
Truck drivers and cabbies do too, and the obsessive compulsive, and redncecks hiding from their wives and anal retentive soccer moms. So pretty much it's just lazy hippies and broke college age kids that don't.
Snafuusmc 12
WTF? Really? Wow I'm kinda pissed to hear that. I got pulled over 3 times in one day in Texas for not having a special sticker license on your front windshield it was very frustrating I'm sorry to hear that OP.
lakaiskate 12
That would be hard to be pulled over for. Cop checks his mirrors and notices a missing sticker on your windshield..
Explicitng 0
I live in Texas. That shit happens all the time. Cops here are complete dicks.
rawrautumnz 7
And then there is new jersey, where cops pull you over if you have a small cross hanging from your windshield. My friend got pissed, cursed him out, and drove off.
fuzz97 23
Be glad you weren't pepper sprayed