Today, while driving on the tollway my car overheated and died a few yards from the toll booth. I then had to wait, crying, in my smoking car for a patrol guy while cars moved around me. He had to push me through the toll and the lady in the booth said she felt sorry for me but still took my $3. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car broke down on the highway, and I had to call for a tow truck. It finally showed up, only to break down too less than a mile later. Cue nearly freezing to death while we waited for help to arrive for the both of us. FML
Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, while on my way to work, I had a tire blowout. I got the car towed and borrowed my mom’s so that I could still get to work. Her car seized and died on the expressway ramp. It’s not in any tow truck’s jurisdiction. FML
Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML
Today, my daughter called me panicking that her car died in the middle of the road. I had to FaceTime her to talk her through calling a tow truck. Turns out she ignored the warning lights telling her that the tank was low and drove it until the tank was empty. I had to pay for that, plus the tow fees. FML
Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML
Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML
Today, my minivan broke down on the side of the highway. I'm out of work and can't afford a cell phone, so I resorted to standing at the back of my van holding a "HELP" sign. About an hour went by, in which time I was passed by a cop car, a firetruck, and a car that said "Roadside Assistance." FML
Today, my tire blew while I was on the freeway. I had to change the tire in pouring rain while wearing short shorts and flip-flops. No one stopped to help, but several people politely honked as if to remind me of my misfortune. FML
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Top comments
allmidnighteyes 11
FYL because you have toll roads.
oldskoolman85 0
Can you find a way to be more worthless?
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oldskoolman85 0
Can you find a way to be more worthless?
wazdog 4
Are you 12 years old? You cried because your car overheated? Car troubles happen to many drivers at some point. You're lucky you had a patrol guy to help you out. NOT an FML.
coachbombay 0
yep sounds good. I wish this would happen to you every day. sucka!
WonderBlunder 0
YDI. You should call a toll truck instead of crying.. Being a female doesn't give you a right to just sit there and expect someone to solve your problem. If you're a guy, goodluck getting people to push your car! If you think you can drive a car, it's your responsibility to know how to handle these situation.
discomouse 0
toll truck?
kike123 0
it's tow truck, not toll truck lol
Doberman101 29
She was in the middle of a highway?
Tazmanya 0
ugh
Steviexrex 0
I agree with 17. If you have a license, you need to know how to properly deal with things like that.
zee209 0
Well what did you expect? Did you expect her to let you skip the toll? That's not how it works, so stop whining and deal with it. Also, you cried because your car overheated. Yeah, it sucks, but you cried? Jeez..
youaresofucked 0
YDI for having NO BACKBONE whatsoever.
machete_fml 0
stop whining! jesus
ender345 0
what state do you live in? It would make my life so much easier if my eight year-old could drive herself home from school.
MarryMeFry 10
Win!
barlessprison 16
best.comment.ever.
Almighty_Chris97 6
I love it when smart people comment.